Water Croutons

Like bread which is hard then given a fancy name: croutons.
Water which is hard (ice), then given a fancy name: Water Croutons.

"I'll have the soup du jour; Whiskey and Water Croutons"

by BrianWoolsey March 03, 2019

Dildo Water

1. A jar/glass or container of cleaning solution kept typically on one's nightstand to store/disinfect/and clean your dildo. Similar to denture water or how you might see a barber disinfect their shears and combs.

Holy fucking shit! This warm ass beer taste like dildo water!

by benevident July 06, 2013

water gun

a thing that you can use to spray liquid at people (nobody said it had to be water 👿)

I give water guns full of cat piss to children

by Subtochaoticcoops November 29, 2022

Water Breacher

When you take a shit that comes out of the water, making the smell breach from its water shield.

Wait a couple of minutes, I just had a water breacher, it'll stink for a while.

by kevro February 12, 2015

Bomo Water

It was like the last vestiges of the Third Reich, and Hitler was there too, don't ask me how. Anyways, they kept trying to masquerade as Nazis and land at their base to refuel, but each time they would be threatened to be shot down, and so they ended up crashing, but they like sent word to some other base, not the other guys on the island. And so the dudes on they island had this plane with something called a, and i'm not fucking joking, a "bomo ice box", which apparently could have saved them bcuz they were cold. I think the biggest thing for me tho, is that they specifically had to use vanilla ice water, bcuz it was the best type of bomo water, and would warm you up the best, and that ice cream only uses vanilla bean, or else they would be bomo water, and i'm all kinds of shook rn.
shit okay bomo water is supposed to like warm you up

"bro hitler stole the bomo water"
"damn man he took the vanilla too"

by BomoMan September 03, 2018

Scout water

Any highly-flammable liquid fuel with which a resourceful Boy Scout might augment the construction of his campfire, i.e. gasoline, kerosene, ethanol, naphtha, etc.

Scout: "I try and try but I just can't get this tinder to light! I think it's too wet."

Adult Leader: "Fear not, for I come bearing Scout water and good tidings. Now go find me a left-handed smoke shifter."

Scout: "A what?"

by I Hate Fruit Loops!!! March 21, 2009

water pipe

A water pipe is a Tobacco Pipe that uses water as a filter. the term is often used in head shops because it is a product that can be legally used as a tobacco smoking device.

customer: "can I see that bong?"
clerk: "that's a water pipe."
Customer: "isn't that the same thing?"
clerk: "... I cant talk about it..."

by Sko56 April 29, 2006