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I Am Your Grandma

When something is really weird and terrifying and traumatizing in a way you can't forget. Extra points if it involves freaking out younger family members. Based on the crazy youtube video.
That murder scene in the movie was really I Am Your Grandma.

Q: Man! Why did you just run naked through that elementary school?
A: I Am Your Grandma.
by kafaboy June 9, 2011
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I am them

A phrase a women used when she dialed 911 to report a drunk driver. She was the drunk driver.
911 operator: do you know who the drunk driver is?
Drunk woman: I am them!
by xxScene13xx November 7, 2009
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i am not an igloo

A phrase attacking a situation in which the opposite person talking is either talking over you or is extremely loud.
Friend: "Heyyy man!"
You: "Whats u-"
Friend: "Can I borrow 5 dollars?"
You: "Uhh, I need it for subwa--"
Friend: "Do you know a good restaur-"
You: "I AM NOT AN IGLOO!"
by pixeleater February 21, 2010
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I am up for it!

It means to keep or willing to do something (or you are interested in joining the challenges or activities).
Joining this job is the big challenge, but I am up for it!
by HRuby March 31, 2019
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I Am

One who takes recognition in something they are.
"I Am Powerful", "I Am Beautiful", "I Am Gay", "I Am Strong", "I Am a person who can freely express who I Am" & etc..
by i Am The Truth June 29, 2013
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I am dick

When doing something that would fall under the terms of general douchebaggery, or other rambunctiousness, a person might use I am dick. Very similar to how someone would call themselves a dick jokingly, because that's exactly what it is. Commonly used online.

Origins are unclear, but are often thought to stem from a

anti-bullying Facebook post typo that was quickly spread across popular culture.

Note that I am dick and its variants are NOT used as insults.

Also used:
You/He am dick - When joking about another person.
I/You wam dick - When you did something I am dickish in the past.
GUY 1: Hey man, can you come over and help my mom move tomorrow?
GUY 2: Sorry, I'll actually be busy lying on my couch doing nothing.
GUY 1: She's 85...
GUY 2: Yeah. I am dick.

BUDDY 1: We're out of marshmellows. Can you go grab some more?
BUDDY 2: What? Why?
BUDDY 1: I threw them in the fire as a sacrifice.
BUDDY 2: You am dick.
by TLTheriault October 29, 2011
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i'm supposed to be doing homework rn but i'm doing this...
mom: Are you doing your homework?
son: Sure... and im tottaly not putting a entry for a word called: idk man what word do i put onto urban dictonart i am bored and stuff i also just misspled missplled and damn i can't speel
by zman90 November 2, 2020
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