Husband Sandwich

What becomes of ones husband when his wife leaves him inside the bar to go out and smoke with 4 or more of her intoxicated friends.

When Tina stepped outside to smoke all her drunk buddies made a husband sandwich.

by Sarafinasma February 4, 2009

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Husbando

A FICTIONAL CHARACTER THAT WILL NEVER LOVE YOU BACK BECAUSE THEY DONT EXIST 😔😭

Your husbando does not exist and will never exist

by ariesdemonthing11111 February 1, 2021

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Ex Husband

The one creature on this earth who can suck the ever living life and happiness from your day in a minute or less.

I told my ex husband, "you have to try harder than that, asshole. My armor is thick.

by ChivJ October 15, 2015

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Ex Husband

The useless asshole you finally divorced after years of you doing everything for him and him treating you like a maid, and him being constantly drunk.

Jane: My ex husband is stalking me

Sally: Why the fuck did you even marry him? He's a low life! You should have known!

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx July 7, 2020

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I love my husband ass print more

theyre my best friend and platonic husband, it couldnt get any better. I want this to prove to him that i obviously love him more. ill do whatever it takes. they need to understand it >:D

asprin - "i love you more"
me - "i love my husband ass print more"

so much meaing

by Asprin's sexy ass husband<3 April 29, 2022

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