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husband beater

a wife beater that is somehow extremely homosexual because of design, color, or even personality of the wearer.
That kid is wearing a bright pink husband beater
by currybomb July 18, 2010
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Husbandemned

Where one (Either Female, Or Male) is Condemned by their Husband.
That bitch was totally Husbandemned.
by QuentinW May 6, 2009
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Humbaba

a legendary vaporizer bought at Watch Your Head in providence, which is rumored to be carried around in eastern Massachusetts. Some have even made a facebook page to honor it.
"some day, i want to toke from humbaba, that vape is legendary"
by nbk666 March 23, 2010
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houdini husband

A husband that is an escape artist and leaves without any warning or goodbye never to be seen again. See Crawford
I wish I knew where my houdini husband went.
by spoogesponge April 20, 2008
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Cheating husband

A man who fucks multiple prostitutes, but swears it was only once. Wasn’t exposed for the lying, cheating filth that he is until he brings home incurable diseases which he blames his wife for. After 12 years of his wife’s loyalty and love he decides to cheat on her with sex rooms, chats and any app with pay for play available. This leads to erectile dysfunction and a twisted porn addiction. Stay faithful guys, it doesn’t turn out well.
My cheating husband can’t keep his dick up without anal fisting, asphyxiation and lies.
by NoWomanAllCries February 20, 2020
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December 4, and any other day that your husband declares it to be national give your husband a blowjob day.
Honey today is national give your husband a blowjob day
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