Rocking Horse Topper

(1) Andy Parker; (2) the opposite of a power bottom.

E.G. : a gay man (usually an andy) that rocks on top of a dick instead of taking it like a lady.

I rode my roommate Joe so hard last night he made me look like a rocking horse topper...

by J B B J October 27, 2011

Italian Mini-Horse

Italian Mini-Horse: An Italian man whom, despite lacking the physical stature to meet the requirements of an Italian Stallion, still possesses enough hair gel, tight bedazzled t shirts and muscles to qualify as an Italian Mini-Horse.

Kim: “Who is that little guy in the sparkly t shirt? His hair is so shiny! His loafers are so pointy! He’s so little and yet his personality is so big! Such style! Such flair! Wait, did he just simultaneously pull his shirt up and his pants down?! How did he do that?! I must meet him.”

Alex: “That’s Giuseppe, he’s an Italian Mini-Horse.”

by badkitty1111 February 26, 2010

Mount me and ride me like a horse

(mount, as a horse). (ride me, to fuck me hard and fast)

He's going mount me and ride me like a horse tonight. I can't wait!

by Hot Meemaw May 17, 2020

fucking the horse

Also, "f-ing the horse."

1. An expression used to define something detrimental to someone's career or livelihood.

2. Any action that has a harmful effect on oneself or others around them.

Taken from Daniel Radcliff's decision to star in London's revival of Equus, a play about a teenager with a sexual attraction to horses, causing parents to refuse to see any more of the Harry Potter movies in protest.

Howard Dean totally fucked the horse when he screamed during campaign season.

Tim was f-ing the horse when he decided not to go to class at all senior year.

Stacy's decision to pose for Playboy while on American Idol was really fucking the horse; it ruined her chances of staying on the show.

by Christina S October 29, 2007

horse shit

'hors shit'- noun (1) Horse manure. (2) Aggressive or malicious untruth or deception. origin: When substituted for cow manure as a soil additive, horse manure will prevent the growth of agricultural goods.

"You're telling that that truck is worth $10,000 - Horse Shit!

by Professor K February 13, 2004

horse pill

Classically, refers to size; an unusually large pill.

Realistically, should refer to Premarin, the birth control that consists of "conjugated estrogens" extracted from horse urine!

1. How on earth can you swallow that multivitamin; it's a horse pill!

2. She's on horse pills

by zaphraud October 26, 2004

feeding the horse

to stimulate the females lady lips with the hand in a manner as if feeding a hungry horse.

'did you feed her horse last night'?
'yes it was very hungry'

by paul claydon December 12, 2003