Kenyan Fire Hose

When a man from Africa puts a couple fire ants down his dick and the only way to get them out is to piss them out or ejaculate them out...

Mustafa Al-Rasheed didn't go to the party because he was trying to use his Kenyan Fire Hose to put out a magical flame.

by 8===)({})96 March 23, 2011

Houston Fire Hose

When a group (usually 5 or more) stand in a line in front of a urinal. The men all insert their penises into the mans anus in front of them and simultanously urinate. The man on the end is the "Nozzle", which is considered to be quite an honor since this person will supposedly have the biggest orgasm.

"One of the favorite activites at this years Gay Pride festival is the annual Houston Fire House celebration"

"I want to be the nozzle on the next Houston Fire Hose"

by Assramses October 25, 2006

Texas Fire Hose

During Oral Sex you ejaculate so hard Jizz shoots out her nose which results in a splatter of semen to your own face.

last night Amy screwed me i got Texas Fire Hosed because she can't keep it down

by Pin Head Larry May 6, 2011

hose you down

to ejaculate all over a females face.

Man: "Bitch! I'm gonna HOSE YOU DOWN."



Bitch: "Whaat? So you're gonna jizz on me?"

by kylevincejoechris October 23, 2008

humping hose

A synonym for Firefighter. Slang word to describe an individual who puts out fires.

Oh yeah, that Ross, he's in the humping hose business.

by hosehumper November 17, 2016

Panty Hose Melter

A P.H.M. is a male person who is so incredibly hot, he can melt the panty hose right off most female people. Term originated in the late 1980s early 1990s when people actually wore panty hose.

Did you see John Schneider in that Zaxby's commercial? Man, he is a total Panty Hose Melter or P.H.M.

by MereCat January 12, 2009

Edmonton Garden Hose

A story about an Edmonton man in his garden ramming a garden hose firmly and cleanly up his ass and turning on the hose literally filling his asscheeks with water as a form of ritual he saw online (4Chan) to get rid of his passionate and explosive homosexuality by "cleansing" his insides, however the ritual didn't work (obviously)and instead made him even more homosexual, now craves a different kind of hose with a different kind of liquid in his ass.

I just learned that JAMIE WAS THE MAN THAT DID Edmonton Garden Hose!!!!!!!

by Rionox February 27, 2023