mayonnaise hose 

term for a man with a large penis who can ejaculate a large amount of semen at once.

That kid Ricky has one hell of a mayonnaise hose!
I watched some OG Mudbone videos last night, his mayonnaise hose is legendary.

mayonnaise hose by Mayonnaise hoser October 3, 2017

works like a hose 

Performs the desired task very effectively.

This duct tape "works like a hose" at stopping the leak.

works like a hose by Joe Fuller January 11, 2009

suck a golf ball through a garden hose 

Sucking a dick so hard the semen comes out.

"I bet you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose Taylor Swift!"
"Yeah, I gave a huge blowjob to a monkey. His semen came right out of his wee-wee!"

suck a golf ball through a garden hose by CR000 January 4, 2016

Oklahoma Fire Hose 

The act of throwing up into one's butt hole while giving them a rim job (the eating out one's butt hole) and then eating the puke out

Yo dawg tanks fo' dat outta site oklahoma fire hose it really hit da' spot!

Oklahoma Fire Hose by Off-Road Don December 18, 2010

Fecal Fire Hose 

a sexual position so devious, you need drew baby do bring a villas fire hose and put in your splatter master, thus allowing you to make boo boo and he can use that stank to spray where he pleases.

for example; the dog, josh, etc.

me: drew, can you do me a favor?
drewbaby: not the fecal fire hose again...
me: oh yeahhhhhhh
drew: kitty soft

Fecal Fire Hose by DrewBaby December 18, 2007

ass hose 

A unusual hose that goes in ur ass, it sucks all the shit, and organs in your ass (some could suck organs up to your stomach), also fatal

A dead girl has a hose in her ass, you see that she has many missing organs and theres no shit in her.

ass hose by Raven Darkrav May 31, 2003

cum hose 

this is a definition to be used towards a very slutty girl.

xtra says: damn that girl is fine as hell
matt says: yeah shes a cum hose though.

cum hose by laura and Kim October 5, 2008