Hobo Merch 

Clothes from the thrift shop

I just got maddd hobo merch from the thrift shop

Hobo Merch by Yolowaht?who said that June 7, 2019

hamboney 

Hamboney is the definition of a thiccc dad bod stud that loves steak, burgers, and beer

Have you seen Cody, he is a hamboney!!

hamboney by Cam ham March 6, 2021

Refined Hobo 

a person where you can't tell if they are a hobo or if that is really their personal style. The refined hobo can be a person who (if it really is their personal style) purposely puts holes and bangs up their clothing.

Kari: Oh, look. Poor guy! He's a hobo....
Hannah: I actually think he's dressing like that on purpose.
Kari: Wow. WHY?
Hannah: He's a refined hobo!

Refined Hobo by scarypossum294 July 6, 2009

Ride Hobo 

Someone who doesn't own any form of transportation and has to call people for rides because they are too lazy to walk.

Tom: Mark is such a ride hobo
John: I know, he really needs to get a car or something

Ride Hobo by Mighty Arrow April 17, 2010

Power Hobo

A power hobo is one of the hopeless many typically found in bus stations, airports, Starbucks and other public locations scrounging around for a power outlet.

Unlike hobos who may congregate around a fire in the winter to keep warm, power hobos congregate around the scarce resources offered by 2 three prong outlets that are sparingly located. Typically you can hear them say "hey is there an outlet back there" or "could you spare a few minutes for me to plug into your power outlet".

The flight was late and the power hobos began to drift through the airport looking for a spare power outlet. Buddy can you spare a watt.

Power Hobo by Power Deprived Traveler December 10, 2012

Posh hobo 

In a word, Heather Wood. A wandering nomad that proves, not all those that wander are lost. The posh hobo decides to go somewhere, she just picks up and goes. She is a wanderer, a hobo. That said, she has style, full sized suitcases and enough pairs of shoes for everyday away, plus a few extras, just in case.

Heather packed for that trip like a posh hobo.

Posh hobo by The Posh Hobo May 19, 2018

Chocolate hobo

When a man is ramming a chick the ass and then proceeds to stick his dick in her mouth but it is unusually small thus leaving a chocolate ring around her mouth..

This girl wanted me to do a.t.m. and it ended with me giving her a chocolate hobo.

Chocolate hobo by Jim Sparkmeyer November 5, 2022