Holiday sky chonk 

A turkey in flight.

Look in that tree, a holiday sky chonk!

Holiday sky chonk by J9w June 11, 2022

Holiday Ninja 

A cover agent in feudal Britain. Trained in archery, shooting, swimming, canoeing and swinging through trees like apes whilst staying at Center Parcs.

The Holiday Ninja waged war on Center Parcs, forcing them to reverse their decision to close for Her Majesty The Queen's funeral.

Holiday Ninja by Sue Dow-Nim September 15, 2022

Holiday homecation 

When you tell friends you are going on a staycation in the UK but actually your parents have a holiday home.

Dan "looking forward to my staycation in Somerset next week"

Andy "nice that sounds expensive"

Dan "staying at my parents beach house"

Andy "oh right, you confused me - you should have said holiday homecation. I wish I was you"

Holiday homecation by MrInheritanceTax October 6, 2022

Holiday Bankruptcy 

When you have a lot of debts and gets broke from buying all that Christmas presents.

#Person1: Hey dude are you ok.
#Person2: No I’m dealing with this holiday bankruptcy

#Person1: that’s unfortunate

#Person2: yeah I know

Holiday Bankruptcy by Zelda if the new world November 12, 2022

Holiday Rules 

An agreement within a relationship to not be exclusive while on vacation.

"Did you hear that Larry slept with that girl in Florida?"
"Yes but he doesn't consider it cheating because they agreed to Holiday Rules"
"Really?"
"Yes, his girlfriend Sarah had a bukake last year when she went to Spain"

Holiday Rules by too_hot_to_handle May 27, 2023

holiday-moon 

Luxury travel experts at Inspiring Travel often get requests for life-changing and milestone events that are worth celebrating such as a new baby, a graduation and a new job. The experts have coined this type of holiday as ‘holiday-moons’, following the surge in popularity of minimoons, babymoons and honeymoons.

We've planned our next holiday-moon!

holiday-moon by EC1002 September 14, 2023

holiday ho’n’ 

When you are single during the holidays (Thanksgiving through X-mas) and you go to bars immediately following family celebrations to hook up with other lonely holiday ho’s. Holiday Ho’n’ is a flash of excitement especially when you travel back home for the holidays. Can get weird if you end up at a stranger’s family function. But mostly eat good, get drunk/high a lot, and only occasional sad cries alone because you can’t keep a functioning relationship with another human.

Kids got Santa, you got unprotected sex and no filter Camel’s

Tis’ the season for Holiday Ho’n’.

Found out Cynthia was gang banging the East Side Motorcycle Club this past Halloween while I was pulling a double shift at the port-a-can cleaning and recycling factory, so I’ll definitely be Holiday Ho’n’ my ass off this year.

holiday ho’n’ by Jamacha November 19, 2023