Fool's herpes

When you have a pimple on your mouth.

Bob: god damnit! I've got Fool's herpes on my mouth right before my date with Susie!

by my name is hammy August 26, 2017

herps family

The ultimate happy family that will yeet any negativity out the window.

I wish I was part of the herps family. They’re the coolest kids I’ve ever seen.

by a happy herp February 3, 2020

Fist Herpes

Herpes on your fingers and hand area. Caused from fisting an anus or vagina with herpes.

My girlfriend and I were trying some kinky shit - I was fisting her anus. I did not realize she had had anal sex with another man, who had given her herpes, and as I fisted her, I contracted Fist Herpes.

by SuckAChode November 5, 2013

Anal herpes

When you get so butthurt it periodically flares back up again.

Bro, your butthurt over losing the pottery contest has turned into full blown anal herpes

by comradegrizzly December 26, 2021

Forest Herpes

Also known as poison Ivy or poison oak. The oil of Forest Herpes may cause an allergic reaction causing itchy rashes or boils.

"Mark won't be in today, he got a bad case of Forest Herpes on his face and ass!"

by Meat the destroyer September 3, 2011

eye herpes

pretty self explanatory

"Yo guys, my eye herpes is flaring up again."

by Foote Fetisch May 23, 2010

sucked herpes

sucking at something soo much the phrase "Sucked dick" doesnt come close to how bad u are at something

1. "Kadie and Mary were playing fooseball"
"Ohh Yeah?"
"yeah, they sucked herpes"
"wow they sucked that bad"
"yeah kelly,worse than julies basketball skillz"
"wow she suckss dickkk to"

by hahailykadieandmary February 20, 2007