Hamunaptra

Not only is this the "City of the Dead," but it is more commonly known as a common sexual practice in nursing homes and retirement communities. Hamunaptra is a large orgy involving every orifice of every living geriatric in the community. They shove everything that they possibly can get their old hands on and plunge the items inside themselves and the oldies around them. This is most likely the use for any gifts that are given to people over the age of 65.

Boy: Why did the candles that we gave Grandma smell funny today?

Mother: They smelled because someone shoved them into her ass during a Hamunaptra.

by DrMegaDragonLazer September 1, 2010

Hamid

Is a gay boy and doesn't have a life.

Did you see that Hamid!, he is so not straight and is definitely gay.

by yahhhhh, that's hot. May 29, 2019

hamad

a guy that master baits a lot in his closet and he want to fuck his mom and he want to go to the strip club

uhh i want a viggina and i dont like being hamad

by Ifx June 4, 2018

hamdah

hamdah is the WORST. she's an absolute clown and completely illiterate, but she means well usually and you can always count on her for a laugh! usually at her expense, but it's still a laugh....

Oh my god, she is SUCH a Hamdah....

by wishingforlondon July 1, 2019

hamdhan

A guy who’s very annoying and dumb af.

Oh god he’s so hamdhan

by belinitosi March 29, 2020

Hamad

Likes to eat arses and sucks his mum a lot

Hi my names Hamad I suck my mum

by Sabine May 5, 2019

Hamid

Some one who fuck him self and his team mates

If you see a hamid say:fuck this shit I'm out

by Some one who fuck his team August 17, 2018