Habbo Hotel

Habbo Hotel is a retarded game where perv preeteens that know about sex but aren't sexually mature and no-lifes that cant find someone to really have sex with play. You end up spending so much money on habbo 'credits' that your phone bill ends up at about $2000. Also, everyone either has dyslexia, or just cant be bothered to type right. If your a 'norm' and not a Habbo Club or VIP club member, you are a n00b, and if you say 'i dont care' you will be reported.

A normal conversation in Habbo Hotel

TypicalHabbo: 0mFG 1 5p3n7 $200 on c01n2. 1 m 50 r1ch 0n H4880!1!1!11!!!!!!11111!!!11!11

NormalPerson: Dude, why spend money on a virtual game? get a life.

TypicalHabbo: l0l u r ju57 j34l0U5 cu2 y0u 4RN7 V1P L1K3 M3 H4 H4 1m R3p0r71ng y0u R374rd!1!!1!1!1!1!!!!1!111!!!1!

NormalPerson: ...

by HabboIsGay334 April 28, 2011

habbo hotel

I like it. Iv met alot of great friends on it which iv got msn addys from and phone numbers from and were all really great mates. Most people on habbo hotel are really gay but you do come across a few special people.

15 creds at only £1.50 plus normal txt charge!!! omgomgomfg thats great!!!

it isnt. creds r jus silly. viset some other ppls rooms insted of making ur own!

by Sally-Bob March 31, 2005

Habbo babies

Habbos on Habbo.com who pretend to be babies. Most people hate them because they think they just want to scam you out of credits and furni. Usually talk with a lot of "W"'s in their sentences, probably because they think it makes them look cute.

Classic uniform
Boys: Hoodie of any color, hat, shorts, and bunny slippers
Girls: Hoodie of any color, pigtails (Any hairstyle you see on a baby) a skirt, and bunny slippers or flip flops

Habbo Babies: Enters adoption and sits down
Habbo Girl: Walks up to babies Hi. Can I adopt you?
Habbo Babies:Owkay (Okay)
Habbo Girl: Sends a friend request Now follow me.
At home, does mother stuff, while Habbo babies do baby stuff

by Writermike March 10, 2010

habbo

habbo is a social networking thing were teens with no friends and no lifes go to make friends have cyber S3% pretend to be babies have gf's and bf's with other teens all over the world

u want an expale?? www.habbo.com

go through your life away

by ohshit!! June 27, 2009

Habbox

A site created by some undercover totalitarian rulers. It dictates all values on rares on Habbo Hotel, and has great control of the economy of the hotel. Good or bad? Depends on the person.

Person 1: WOWZA, I'll give you 16 club sofas for that throne.
Person 2: Heckz no, Habbox says its 16.5, you best give me something worth .5!
Person 1: Oh heckz no, I can't afford to give you my mocha.
Person 2: Dealz off then, Habbox ownz joo!

by Roger DCJ April 25, 2005

Halios

The queeriest person in the world; another name for Juliet. Someone who likes to tickle buttholes

That Halios is such a pervert. Isn't he gay?

by Eivan November 22, 2009

habbox

A rubbish little website for people with no social life, dedicating their lfies to a little online game for teenagers to meet their mates on.

Habbo Hotel is good, but perfectic people ruin it like Habbox by making crap fansites. Ratboy Radio is better at making a good fansite.

by The Unknown Ratboy July 2, 2006