Haivy

A person really good at computer programming.

Man, I wish I had a haivy to do my computer science homework!

by Aemmba April 30, 2008

hairy bum fun

bum fun with a hairy asshole

we had hairy bum fun last night

by stevie potter May 22, 2006

hairy dog gums

A slightly mangy or poorly kept flange. Usually associated with an older "experienced" woman, where her flaps have slightly blackened.

Q: Did you go down on her?
A: No, she had hairy dog gums so I pulled out last minute.

by Andrew Burden August 31, 2006

Hairy Monkey.

Female/Male private area that as not been shaved for a period of time.

Boy: "hey babe im horny satisfy me with your pot of gold"
Girl: "come here"
Boy: " GOD DAMN you got that hairy monkey. I'm no longer horny let's watch a movie."

by neerg February 18, 2012

hairy snatch

The way a snatch is supposed to be. Otherwise women would look like 5 year olds down there.

If she doesn't have a hairy snatch, she's got a nursery school bus to catch.

by greekmonkey March 17, 2004

Hairyballs McCumsontits

An enigmatic adult film star from the 1970's who appeared in over 130 motion pictures during his 5 year career. Fans of the drive-in will remember his charming, charismatic style and gigantic penis.

Oh, Hairyballs McCumsontits. I remember him now. He starred in Nymphoid Nurses Get Nasty.

by Joey Orgler 3 August 24, 2008

hairy fat one

An insult, an alternative to kiss my arse

"Got a spare fag mate?"

"Kiss my hairy fat one"

by Slimrick May 17, 2008