gurf

n: shortening of the word "Girlfriend"

When Dave called Debra his Gurf, she knew she had a sugardaddy for life!

by Taichi May 13, 2005

Gruff

Old womans vagina, or grey muff.

Check out that gilf's gruff!

by punch!uation November 25, 2010

gURLfriend

A (presumably) female met over the internet through chat rooms or social networking sites usually by socially awkward, semi-retarded, or high functioning autistics that they claim as their "girlfriend", often accompanied by blurry inkjet printed cell cam photos. Usually gURLfriends live at least 2500 miles from their subjects. Phone conversations are rare to non-existent, with physical meetings never taking place. Some gURLfriends are in fact 40-50 year old men posing as teen or twenty-something girls for entertainment, making their subjects do humiliating things for their amusement.

I had to break up with my gURLfriend because i found out she was really an 55 year old Asian man who enjoyed criticizing my fashion sense for his own amusement, so i shall have to find another gURLfriend who lives in a different country.

by zardoz88 December 12, 2009

guff

Guff is 'Free Stuff' or crap you don't want so you leave it out for anyone to take. Usually its crap, junk, or leftovers.

Did you see someone left cookies on the guff table?
Are these chips someone's or is it guff?

by UUNet September 23, 2004

Gruffalo

The best of the best. A bad-ass mother fuckin' mother fucker who ever fucked a mother.

Hey Kyle, you know steven right? Yeah, why? He is such a gruffalo.

by Gruffalo101 July 14, 2011

guff

the southerners way of saying "gulf"

"The tsunami struck along the Persian guff"

by Jordin Wa December 27, 2004

guffaw

bigass laughter

i was guffawing my ass off at Jackass the Movie. damn.

by tomsk April 23, 2003