gruden

the coolest coach in the NFL baby!!!! not to mention very hot for being 40

the buccaneers coach

by K February 27, 2004

Grotesque

Amusing by it's ridiculous character.

Man that drunk girl is grotesque, she can't stand up.

by Hubert Girard May 22, 2007

glute

An affectinate name for a person with coeliac disease (allergic to gluten/wheat). The word derives from the fact that their meals must be gluten free.
Gluten - Glute
The word was first popularised in Newcastle, Australia.

Aw the poor glute can't eat bread or pizza.

by HLamb June 21, 2008

gluten free lap dance

So your dick will stay intact when you are receiving a strippers lap dance

Gluten makes your dick fly off so with these gluten free lap dances you'll stay intact with your women pleaser

by Hooter180 February 8, 2017

Grotey

Disgusting and Revolting.

The woman with the long armpit hair was Grotey.

by Sassyypants May 13, 2010

Gluten-free

The willingness to have sex in any orifice other than the anus. Usually used in the first or second encounter with a new partner.

Secondary Definition: Extreme sensitivity or complete reluctance towards anal sex.

Dude, I hooked up last and we did just about everything imaginable and when I tried to go greek she told me she was Gluten-free!

by Ez-A January 10, 2012

grate that shit

Aim high, but shave off the most unrealistic of the high aim.

Take a cheese grater and grate off the goal instead of cheese.

Matt: "Man, this magazine of ours is going to have a branch everywhere!"

Carma: "True that, but grate that shit!"

by Carma Chiffon September 2, 2009