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grape smugglers

grape smugglers by WEEZEL February 15, 2003

Grape Juice 

Refers to desirable high school girls who have not yet been tainted by American Universities where they will gain 24 pounds on Natural Light, and will don only their University sweat pants, even to weddings.

Grape Juice is often pleasing to look at, but rarely to engage in a serious relationship with, as at the end of the day they will still be wearing Uggs, and saying things like "The Administration is a great band".

It's like a few years ago, when all the wine grapes went bad. Everyone stopped drinking wine and started drinking grape juice.
"Holy goo, she's attractive"
"Yeah dude, but she's grape juice"

Guy: "I'm so excited to be going to Daytona this spring!"
Girlfriend: "Ugh. Grape Juice city..."
Grape Juice by GalaxyBoner May 13, 2010

Grape Drink 

A purple drink that doesn't taste like grapes that black people love.
Shit son I wan sum grape drink
yo bitch get me sum grape drink
i love grape drink and watermelon with some KFC
Grape Drink by Tofuyo January 17, 2008

Grape-squashing 

Having anal sex where the receiver has hemorrhoids
He turned her over, and did some grape-squashing.
Grape-squashing by HandsUp June 22, 2009

grape pop 

A guys huuuuuugeee dick or boner ;)
Emily: mannn, i was reaching for gum and accidentley grabbed his grape pop!?
Becs: reallly? are you sure you were reaching for his gum ...? noo wayyy !

Mady:what did it feel like!?

Grape Jelly 

Term used to mean "jealous"

Like when something so totally awesome happens to someone else and it makes you feel kinda sad that you aren't a part of such magnificent festivities, then you would feel "grape jelly."
My brother went to Georgia without me and was posting pictures of him kayaking and hiking.

It made me soooo grape jelly.
Grape Jelly by SnowWoman93 August 11, 2012