gompers

A set of false teeth

I got stuck up to the elbow in the toilet trap, trying to retrieve my gompers, OR
Ahmo have to git me some gompers one o' these days so's I can eat corn again.

by BelAir Hilloc September 3, 2021

Gosmer

An infected testical that looks like a triangular prism, and reproduces through the lack of sex

Man that guy had gosmer very scare

by BratDefines February 28, 2022

Gosmer

An infected testicle, that has taken shape to a triangular prism. It will spread through anal sex between two males.

Dude stay away from that guy, he has gosmer

by BratDefines February 28, 2022

goomer

When you goom it means youre the um, so y'know umm that thing when uhh, umm GOOM

Josh: "IM GONNA GOOM AHHHHHHHHH"
Kate: "Oh yeah, youre a goomer daddy"
Both: *gooms*

by Certified Goomer April 12, 2022

gummer

something that i need very badly

@emmamulllen needs to give @ryand0314 gummer

by gimmegummer May 16, 2022

Gohmert

The last drop off puss discharge that occurs when the penis is infected with multiple bacteria and internal warts.

“I shouldn’t have paid Sir Ladybug for sex because I just dropped my Gohmert on the carpet and can’t get it out.

by Freedom Caucus Hater June 3, 2022

Gohmert

A person who is too dumb to understand how dumb he or she is.

That Gohmert is a textbook example of the Dunning-Kruger Effect.

by Dogger1955 June 10, 2022