Golden Elk

When Jager and Goldschlagger are mixed, It is indeed the Breakfast of Champions.

Person 1: That bro just drank 5 shots of Golden Elk
Person 2: Oh God.

by Chillip September 30, 2010

golden steamer

result when you combine the Cleveland Steamer and golden shower. Drop a log on the chest and then pee all over it.

"My girl asked me for a golden steamer, so I dropped a log between her tits and hosed it down!"

by sanchez45 April 13, 2013

Golden pickle

When a mans penis is covered in urine and is gobbled upon, by the opposing sex in a heterosexual relationship and same sex in a homosexual relationship.

I went to peters last night and he totally fed me the golden pickle.

by Golden pickle September 7, 2014

golden thrust

\gōl-dənˈthrəst\
n.

: The act of a male urinating, during the forward push, whilst penetrating any orifice with his penis.

v.
: Urinating while penetrating any orifice during the forward push with a penis.

"Man, I've been holdin' in all day. I can't wait to golden thrust that pussy tonight."

by Charlie in the Trees November 18, 2013

Golden Gophered

Failing to deliver a shit in the toilet.

The Shit keeps poking its little head out but crawls back up into its hole.

I went to the bathroom, but I got Golden Gophered.

Spent 20 minutes on the can, but I was Golden Gophered.

by DSeanK January 28, 2015

Golden Murloc

The act of taking a full cock and balls inside your mouth at one time, then releasing a World of Warcraft Murloc shout as loud as you possibly can.

"Damn babe, take it all" "MRGLRGLGLRGLRGL" "WTF?!" "You like that Golden Murloc?"

by Kumah November 17, 2016

Golden Ropes

1. Mixture of urine and ejaculate. This happens when a male becomes too excited while giving someone a Golden Shower. This is a rare occurrence because it is extremely difficult to urinate and ejaculate at the same time.

2. Ejaculating into the hair of a blonde.

Silky covered me in golden ropes last night!

by SilkyMeatloaf July 30, 2019