GimpJobNerdPants

Some little twats who finds themselves addicted to MMORPGs which end up dominating their social lives and causing all their friends to leave them.
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It is also SpongeBobSquarePants' queer little sex-addict brother.

Dad: Time for dinner...
Kid: 5 more minutes.
Dad: No jonny, get down here now!
Kid: (Screaming) DAD! I HAVE A FREAKIN CLAN WAR BATTLE! 5 MORE FREAKIN MINUTES!
Dad: Don't make me come up there Jonny!...
{DAD GOES UPSTAIRS}
Dad: Get down stairs now!
Jonny: ONE SECOND! LET ME FINISH YOU R-TARD!
Dad: What did you call me?!
Jonny: S-sorry!!
-{FROM DOWNSTAIRS, MOLLY AND SUE HEAR THEIR FATHER AND BROTHER ALONE WITH LOTS OF BANGING AND CRYING. EVENTUALLY THEY COME DOWNSTAIRS.
JONNY HAS A BLACK EYE AS HE SITS DOWN}-
Molly: Psst, what happened?
Jonny: I-I.. Fell.
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Spongebob: Im ready, im ready, im ready!
Patrick: Hey spongebob, who's that gettin' off the bus?
-{Enter GimpJobNerdPants}-
Spongebob: Thats my little queer gayboy brother!
GimpBob: SPONGEBOB!.. Who's your sexy friend?

by Dr Awesome Dud3 October 31, 2009

gimp ling

Long stringy poop

Oh I had a gimp ling

by The person of you to me December 8, 2013

Glimpsin

Verb. Used when one person is trying to make eye contact in a flirtatious way to his/her crush.

"I've seen you glimpsin Ella yesterday"

by SelectiveLearning June 12, 2015

GIMP

Get In My Pants. When you want someone in your pants, and you want them in your pants now!

Luke: I'm a Dj.
Leila: omg, GIMP!

by TheRealMvpRSAian May 10, 2016

Gimp Gland

An unknown part of the human body which triggers involuntary smilling or giggling through external positive stimulus such as happy scenes in tv shows or movies.

Look at you smiling away like a idiot; is this show tugging on your fucking gimp gland.

I really love this show it gets my gimp gland going.

by Paulipicus Johnston February 11, 2018

Gimp lord

Someone who has reached ultimate gimpness because they are such an overall dumbass.

Jessica: Did you hear Connor broke his skateboard again?
Tyrone: What a fucking gimp lord.

by G1mpL0rd September 30, 2018

Gimplification

"Noun 1) A process put in place to diminish the quality of something that was considered to be of high quality.

"Man, the gimplification that has happened this season on fear the walking dead sucks."

by warriorforGod October 1, 2018