Mine goblins are creatures of folklore derived from stories told from generation to generation by the people of Sawcon, Russia. They are said to live in mines and prey on miners excavating their habitats. One of the most popular stories of mine goblins, has to be the story of Candice. In this legend, a girl named Candice supposedly comes sick with a case of ligma, but the only way she could cure her ligma, was by obtaining the legendary stone of Sugma. She went into the mines of her hometown (Sawcon), and searched for the glowing red jewel. She unfortunately ran into a group of mine goblins, who ate her alive. The end. It is thought that parents would tell their kids this story in the hopes that their children wouldn't go into the dangerous mines.
by Mike_Coxlong18094 October 09, 2022
A guy/girl who is well known for taking many people's virginities in an almost predatory fashion, and is often disliked because of this. In many fantasy worlds, goblins are regarded as evil, skulking creatures, taking things that do not belong to them.
Guy 1: Did you hear Dave took another girl's virginity last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, what's that, third one this week?
Guy 1: Yup... what a virginity goblin...
Guy 2: Yeah, what's that, third one this week?
Guy 1: Yup... what a virginity goblin...
by Sh4rkinfestedcustard March 12, 2013
A person (usually some sort of weightlifter) who is an avid user of the performance enhancer Trenbolone, otherwise known simply as “Tren”.
Guy 1: Bro do you see that guy deadlifting 500 lbs? Didn’t he just start lifting like 2 months ago?
Guy 2: Yeah bro I saw that guy with a needle in his ass in the locker room earlier, total Tren goblin.
Guy 1: Yeah makes sense, explains why he’s gained 80 lbs in muscle and can hit everything every day.
Guy 2: Yeah bro I saw that guy with a needle in his ass in the locker room earlier, total Tren goblin.
Guy 1: Yeah makes sense, explains why he’s gained 80 lbs in muscle and can hit everything every day.
by KB2000 January 20, 2022
That friend who comes over without knocking, goes directly to the fridge, and then plants themselves on the couch for a 5 hours of Netflix.
David was already watching firefly on my sofa when I got out of class, I'm claiming him as my couch goblin.
by Silver_Slinky August 20, 2020
A phrase used when you see a girl so hot that you get a huge ass boner , and it gets so big that it feels like there is a little goblin attached to your leg
by Slimslope May 11, 2006
A US President who uses too much fake tan and who is ridiculously corrupt. He should be impeached and tossed on jail.
Also known as Donald Trump
Also known as Donald Trump
by Toast.Jerviss September 25, 2019