Hun goggles

Like beer goggles but applies specifically to the lack of attractive females at the Hun School of Princeton.

Male Student #1: Yo, that girl is thiiiccc, should I smash?
New Student: What are you talking about? You nasty bro.
Male Student #2: Put on your Hun goggles and have another look.
New Student: Ok, yeah I'd smash.

by BigBoy65 October 21, 2017

lebenese eye goggles

The act of hovering your testicles over an individual, and slowing lowering down until one testicle falls into each eye socket, resembling goggles which may or may not have originated in lebenon.

"My buddy was passed out on the floor, so we decided to to administer some lebenese eye goggles for our entertainment, and photo opportunities."

by jh January 17, 2005

ib goggles

Similar to beer goggles, only in this case it pertains to the International Baccalaureate program in high school. Someone you never would have been attracted to while in "normal kid school" starts to look pretty good...

Sara: "OMG Did you hear that Suzi and David are going out now!?!?"

Erin: "Wait, you mean the Suzi who models and the David who's face is covered in acne and is taking IB Physics HL and IB Chemistry HL? Must be the IB goggles."

by s12 January 18, 2009

Jew-goggles

1.Usually grown when with only Jews for an extensive amount of time (i.e Jew camp). Jew goggles make you think someone of the opposite sex is more attractive than they really are by comparison to the other Jews around them.
2.Finding someone more attractive than they really are solely because they are Jewish.

1. Carmi:Was the guy you hooked-up with hot?
Sam: Nah, he was ugly as shit
Carmi: Why did you hook-up with him?
Sam: I had my jew-goggles on

2. Rachel: That guy is nasty
Ani: He's Jewish
Rachel: I bet he's actually cute this is probably bad lighting
Ani: There you go putting on your jew-goggles again

by Sharmalarma March 17, 2009

small town goggles

if you grow up in a small town, and since the number of available women is lower, the standards are also lower in women.

-small town man - "Dude, check out that chick. You should try to get on that."

-city man - "You know she's like a 2 right? Are you drunk, or are you wearing small town goggles?"

-small town man - "I'm from Berlin, Wisconsin."

-city man - "That explains it..."

by and by April 18, 2009

liberty goggles

A condition similar to beer goggles that libertarians suffer from. One is said to be wearing "liberty goggles" when a person magically becomes more attractive when one finds out they are a fellow liberty lover.

I met this really great girls at Mises University last week. I don't remember if she was hot or if I was just wearing my liberty goggles.

by libertydude August 8, 2011

German Goggles

1.A man covering both of the female's eyes with his testicles.

I just put German goggles on her.

by Patrick February 7, 2005