Jockey Gerbil

Massive amount of male pubic hair.

"Girl, his jockey gerbil was so big i couldn't find his winkie!"

by Barntchew Boodigitty June 11, 2008

gerb

Gerb is a wildcard. It can be used anywhere, and in any situation. It was originated by.

I gerbed.
I have gerb.
You're gerb
My name
I went to Gerb's house
I have 7

by Gerb - J/J/C July 6, 2004

Gerb

Something that is totally crap/uneeded. Nobody wants it, can be used to describe anything

That Bring me the horizon cd is totall fucking gerb.

Her hair is gerb.

by Katie.M & Naomi.A August 2, 2008

gerbil respirator

When an aeration pump, hose and stone are used to keep an gerbil or other small animal alive within the colon of a man. This increases the prostate stimulation time. Usually, battery powered bait aerator's are preferred because of compactness.

Rob: I got rats because they were cheaper than gerbils. You got the gerbil respirator.

George: I got this D cell powered bait aerator for $7.99, at Walmart.

Rob: Ah fuck, we forgot the tubes.

George: C'mon we're loose enough to go tubeless. You practically need vise grips to keep the little bastard in you long enough to cum.

Rob: Oh do you know me!

(Gay loving ensues.)

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 30, 2010

gerbilnaut

Slang reference to the Juggernaut perk in the game Call of Duty 4. The meaning implied is that the Juggernaut (perk & user) is homosexual/gay.

Player: Ahh, sh*t! I just got killed by that same faggot again!

Friend: Which one?

Player: The guy with damn Gerbilnaut!

by Mr. ASDF May 28, 2008

Gerb

Name given to a homosexual, who like's to put gerbil's up their ass.

Your a fucking Gerb, you gay ass queer.

by Mike Shockley July 26, 2008

Gerbbing

Arises from the Gerber Baby, and means to slobber or drool in your sleep.

She is gerbbing all over her pillow.

by Angel of doom February 9, 2010