fuckteen

A girl exactly the age of consent.

You know Marlena? She turned fuckteen today.

by Puggles February 22, 2013

Fucktangular

a situation that is difficult and messy in many ways.

The Trump Lung Pandemic Is Fucktangular

by KGBdo_not_ask October 27, 2020

High Functioning Fucktard

High Functioning Fucktard, also HFF. Someone who is capable of completing simple tasks, yet is a hindrance to everyone around them in the capacity that they are a fucking moron. Also someone who is often seen wandering aimlessly while attempting to multitask with absolutely no understanding of what they are doing, generally accompanied by head scratching and odd poses with expressions of disbelief or confusion.

That donkey is such a high functioning fucktard.

by Digital Brigade June 3, 2014

Fucktart

A goodie-goodie fucking retard. The kind of person you just want to smack upside their head.

Fucking+ retard+ fruitcake/sour-ass (goodie-goodie)

That new kid Pip is such a no-good goodie-goodie fucktart. I want him to die.

by Jequita the Awesome January 26, 2008

fucktart

the act of having sex with a toaster pastry, in most forms of society frowned upon :-(

Thats bad man don't fucktart my poptart!

by fùh-ck tar-T March 12, 2003

Fucktard

(noun)
One who acts, behaves, or demonstrates the qualities of a fucking retard.

Teacher was being a fucktard today.

by Spits and Scones March 29, 2004

fucktastic

Better than fantastic, almost beyond the description of words.

My wife's cooking is fucktastic.

That girl is fucktastic in the sack!

The Florida Gators are fucktastic at football.

by ShinzonKoroth April 10, 2008