I'm sorry, I totally forgot to give a fuck

You don't care. You don't give a fuck.

Teacher: Hey why didn't you do your homework?
Kid: I'm sorry, I totally forgot to give a fuck

by dboyfromdahood August 13, 2012

Forker

"Forker" is a less known acronym for the word "Fucker". It is used when in the vicinity of strict adults, and at times when you don't feel like swearing.

"Kevin, you forker. Take the stupid light!" "You are the biggest forker I have ever known."

by Fuckard June 25, 2005

Forgor

Its just forgot but written wrong

-"Did you get your photos printed?"

-"I forgor"

by lol09op August 8, 2021

Double Forking

1. The act of two women spooning, causing a fork. The fork is created by the two women's hair intertwining. Most common between lesbians. Can get loud if done right.

2. The act of using a fork to hold the end of a joint at a time when it is too small for fingers to hold it. Prevents burning of hands and allows the joint to go on for longer.

1. Those two lesbians were double forking last night. I could hear it.

2. I need to start double forking this joint because I don't want to put it out yet.

by fork90210 October 2, 2009

forgor

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by die420 March 17, 2022

Stick a fork in me, I'm done.

to be finished with or tired of, your current activity or situation.

It was 1980 or 81, when I was working for a bank on Long Island, that I said this to my co-worker Bill. The office dress code back then was suit and tie. For fun, I used a plastic fork to secure my tie to my shirt. The real meaning behind this was to indicate that I was tired of the long hours on my current job, and had decided it was time to get a different one, thus Stick a fork in me, I'm done.

by DanHal July 30, 2007

Golden Fork

When you pee and your pee stream divides into two separate streams.

Dudeman: Why did you piss on the toilet seat?!
Personguy: Sorry, I didn't lift the seat because I didn't think I'd miss, but I wasn't expecting a golden fork.

by I Piss Excellence January 3, 2009