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Mud Flaps

Another word for boobs.

Nobody calls them that, except for the mentally insane.
Daniel: Boobs are too funny, tits are too agressive, breasts are too formal, mommy milkers are too overused, melons sound weird, Mud flaps are wait who even calls them that-

A Coomer: Me, I call them that.

Daniel: What the fuck.
by atiredloser July 13, 2021
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When one bro/brodette is angered or irritated by another bro/brodette and to come at the other bro, said bro kicks his flips off to initiate the bro fight.
"Did you just kick your flips off bro?"
"Yeah bro, I did! Come at me bro!"
"I'm at you bro!"
by AntoniusPerito & JohnCampbell October 23, 2011
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flip-flops

Butt ugly sandals with an irritating strap between the toes. Although they might be necessary at a water park, people are so fucking stupid that they wear them everywhere just because they think these things are in style. That's how fucking dumb people are! You can hear someone who is wearing them from a mile away because of the irritating noise these stupid things make. You can also see these fucking idiots tripping down stairs or picking their shoes off the floor when these things fall off.
I could hear that dumb bitch coming from a mile away since she's wearing those ugly flip-flops.
by MsAgro9876 July 2, 2006
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flaps bag

A woman who enjoys the company of more than one man at a time. May also refer to an ex-girlfriend.
Dave: Guess who I saw in the club the other day?
Mike: Who?
Dave: That cheating flaps bag ex of mine!
Mike: Ohhhhh my days!
by The Big Man AC Slater December 29, 2010
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Flipsi

when a maiden hath naught properly attired herself in her knickers, whilst wearing her outer garments
She: I'm going commando
He: No you're going flipsi
by hungryjap July 4, 2011
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Flapsturbation

The act of masturbating a penis that never gets hard.
I jerked my ween for like, 2 hours last night, but in the end it was just flapsturbation, as it never got hard.
by Steven Spoilerg February 3, 2015
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flufster

A person who helps with erection issues outside of the porn industry
Look at him. He's such a flufster
by Rocky Balboner November 10, 2017
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