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Flounder

An entrepreneurial bottom-feeding investor who helps build a (usually high-tech) company with the intent to sell it, usually at the expense of those who made it successful. The modern term for "founder." Named for a fish that evolved both eyes to the same side of its head, to facilitate bottom-feeding and hiding from predators.
The company I worked for was great, until some of the founders proved to be flounders.
by Samandor January 24, 2015
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flouncin

Verb. A mix of bouncing and flapping. Usually used as a term to discribe and back side of a female during sex.
Had that bitch justa flouncin on mah dick
by Shaunnymac May 6, 2015
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Flouch

Undesirable characteristic.
She so flouch
by Dingdongstalker January 27, 2019
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Flouch

The act of flouching is shitting into a piping bag and using the excrement to decorate cakes
There’s only half a shit in that flouch bag, how on earth are we going to finish this wedding cake on time
by Mummacuddles92 March 19, 2022
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Douche Flourish

Awkward and contrived personal flourishes in written communication as a sign-off. Typically used by douche bags as a signal of their self importance. Mainly found in emails, but also text messages, chat and old fashioned paper letters. Typically take the form of letters or symbols, but occasionally, as with The Artist Formerly Known as Prince, leverage wholly new iconography or imagery.
"Did you see Duane's email signature? "Ci@o" What the fuck is that at sign about. What a douche flourish."
by Burt's Bees Knees September 25, 2013
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to flounder

Laying on top of another person (usually your loved one), making yourself as heavy as possible, to squash them under your weight.
Done to either show affection or punish someone for their derpy behavior.
She: *Tells silly joke*
Him: I'm gonna have to flounder you for that one.
by wurstle July 7, 2021
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Keep the Flour one hundred

When you need to be blunt and honest.
Hey man, can I talk to you?

Yea, but only if you keep the flour one hundred.
by Pop-pop cooks on the hook April 24, 2021
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