Floor Penis

Boys who live in your dorm, and on your floor. You hang out with them every day in the hallway, the elevators, at the cafeteria, in their rooms, lateeeeeee at night, when you need a friend. Someone you can convince to do things for you, take you to a weird movie, pick you up some food, pay when you forget/hide your money.

When it's time to DO WORK, and your trynaaaa real bad, it's best not to bring along the Floor Penis.

No, no more floor penis!

by 7th Floor Whore October 12, 2010

the door in the floor

Literally, a door in the floor, leading to a basement or crawlspace.

"Dad, what did you do with my video games?"

"I tossed them down the door in the floor!"

by The Big Green Thing November 18, 2004

Floor Cheese

1. The greatest piece of cheese to ever exist on the face of this planet.

1. "Hey, someone just slapped him in the mouth with cheese!" "That's not just cheese, it's Floor Cheese!"

by Padenniray December 10, 2010

Floor Money

Money one accumulates gradually on their messy floor as a result of throwing jeans, jackets, etc down on the floor. As small change falls out of the pockets it is thus hidden in a sea of clothes, waiting to be collected one day...

Accumulated floor money records have been anything up to £35 in small change.

I'm broke but I have about £10 floor money

by CCHiPs March 19, 2011

Floor beer

An unfinished beer left on the floor of house or garage that you got out of the fridge. You get this beer out of the fridge to act like you’re keeping up with your friends but leave it on the ground because you can’t finish it. Also see Archer Butler.

Picked up Archers floor beers again this morning.

by Floorbeer May 29, 2019

floor pants

Pants strategically placed on the floor next to the bed for emergency situations when you sleep naked. You just step right in and geaux.

Good thing I had my floor pants next to the bed when the mother-in-law barged in the house.

by DocDFA August 19, 2016

floor to drawer

A method of cleaning that involves taking all the clutter off the floor and putting it away from view (most typically in drawers but sometimes in closets, bins, etc.) without really doing anything to resolve the mess.

Bob: You cleaned up! Wow, your room looks great!
Eric: I didn't really clean...check the dresser. Floor to drawer method baby.

by nukid1 November 19, 2010