flomping

1. To flomp.
2. Apparently what teens do these days in regards to getting their new shoes dirty.

"I told you not to wear your new shoes! I know how you guys are always flomping around!"

by Hey Suess August 28, 2005

flom docking

Describing ones actions, this could include movement or expressions.

Also can be used to describe a person an idiot or fool. See Flom Docker.

"Went to Bionic last night, was Flom Docking all over the place"

Steve : "what you up to en?!"
Clive : "flom docking it right up like"

"Look at him, he's a right Flom Docker like"

"Fuck me, what a Flom Docker"

by Lanie B February 18, 2008

floob

stupid; foolish

Don't be such a floob!
ie. don't be such an idiot

by Pretzel09 April 6, 2009

Floob

Floob is someone who trys to act cool but ends up looking like a complete idiot and fool.

"Oh my gosh look at that guy, he is a complete floob"

by melicia binder October 8, 2009

Floob

A noob with the flu.

Hey, look at that floob!

by srfhfgdsh November 9, 2009

floob

v. To intentionally continue with a certain, drastically unwise course of action despite the fact that it will most assuredly not end well.

Verb form of the following definition:

n. An extreme form of a noob (def #6); used to describe someone so noobish that they pose an actual physical threat to themselves and their surroundings, and to society in general. The scariest things about this (thankfully) minority group are that their noobishness is willful and carefully maintained (i.e., they use it as a weapon of sorts), and that they act as a group. Their leader is known in most circles as "Teh Uberfloob", but may also be referred to as the King Troll, S@tan or R.O.G.E.R..

"I know what I'm doing is wrong, but I'm gonna do it anyway, because I'm the most awesome person in any place at any given time and there is nothing anyone else can say about it," said the floob as she went ahead and floobed through the next hour of her life, not knowing it was going to end up a flam.

by Dr. Bomb November 20, 2010

Floober Dangle

Pronounced FLU-burr dangle

A sex act in which the man sticks his dangle (penis) into a woman's floober (anus), while yelling "floober-doobity-dee!".

Another word for sodomy or butt secks.

Jason totally got a Floober Dangle last night. I could hear him screaming "floober-doobity-dee" from three houses away! Lucky son of a bitch.

by JimmyNarniaFrogNerd January 24, 2011