flodgein

A person or persons who boasts or lies. In doing so they try to improve his or hers ego, and also try to alter the judgement or opinions of others.

Check out my new car! Just bought it. (it's a rental) that person is flodgein.

by urfuckingay....fag April 21, 2014

Flid tard

Ethan saupe

You sir are a flid tard

by Jos3pibrown November 10, 2016

Floadie

Roadies that do concerts on cruise ships

I am a floadie.

by Evilaire January 15, 2017

Flood Pirate

During floods its the animal that boats up to your house acting like thaey are going to rescue you but instead they end up robbing you.

The victims of Hurricane Harvey were constantly being robbed and looted by flood pirates.

by Snakepliskken August 30, 2017

floins

A different word for coins but just cooler

You got some coins ?

Yeah a lot of floins

by Therealfloin November 22, 2017

flodgeshploff

The sound you make what you tilt your head up with water in it start gurgling, when the gurgling starts turning into uncontrollable laughter, laugh until all of the water comes out of your mouth in a volcano like eruption spraying the whole room In big droplets of your gurgle gurgle water, it is only then you have committed flodgeshploff.

“Did you see Jacob in class yesterday? He totally flodgeshploffed right in front of McKenzie”

“Haha yea dude, it made her so wet!”

“Yea he’s such a fucking dinglechode”

by xX_diamondminer74_Xx April 20, 2018

flood geology

pseudoscience taken from the Genesis Flood Narrative aka the Deluge Allegory from Genesis 6-8 as the young earth creationist Henry M. Morris and John C. Whitcomb chronicled in the pseudohistory publication titled "The Genesis Flood: The Biblical Record and its Scientific Implications " which equally influenced the Piss Drinking Bastard and Fucking Cartoon. Science shows us that the earth is 4.5 billion years old, as this is something one sees within theistic evolutionists and old earth creation as Old Earth Ministries was founded by a geologist as a one man show that brings a meaning to academia from a faith perspective.

Both the Moron Magnet and Creation Science Evangelism both subscribe to what's known as a pseudoscience known as Flood Geology, it's trying to apply scientific method to the Great Flood narrative from Genesis as those who are theistic evolutionists will see this as allegory as they're looking up real science websites and applying the research into the Old Testament timeline -- the blog entry on A Publisher's Confessional via Tumblr.com that is noted for refuting Institute for Creation Research is called "The Science Gospel" as it bleeps K** H** as he calls Ken Ham's name vulgar language.

by illinoishorrorman February 13, 2018