Person 1: "Mate I'm going to get so fucked at Reading - I can't fucking wait!"
Person 2: "Yeah man me too - I'm in complete festival mode!"
Person 2: "Yeah man me too - I'm in complete festival mode!"
by picklerick8 April 19, 2018
Get the Festival Modemug. Group of gay dudes form a circle, and one shoves a kosher pickle up his ass. He spins it like a bottle, and whoever it is pointing at, has to eat it!
Chad's ass is sore from the Pittsburgh Pickle Festival, but Chris has to lose 10 lbs bc he ate too much.
by Taco Trap Lord February 28, 2020
Get the Pittsburgh Pickle Festivalmug. Central Festival is a place where the lankiest teenagers go to fight, do drugs, and sneak into movies to get laid, it is also known for its famous handicap bathrooms where most teenagers from Pattaya have lost their virginity. Watch out for the movie couches tho! you could be sitting on a cum stain!
lanky lad1: yo bro u wanna go to central festival?
lanky lad2: is there a fight?
lanky lad 1: yea maoileo is getting jumped again
lanky lad2: I'm on my way
lanky lad2: is there a fight?
lanky lad 1: yea maoileo is getting jumped again
lanky lad2: I'm on my way
by Pattaya101 November 23, 2021
Get the Central festivalmug. "both of us ended up with our bollocks and todgers trapped, it was a proper Rip Van Winkle Festival!"
by hackneydale November 17, 2015
Get the Rip Van Winkle festivalmug. A sort of clean version of the word "clusterfuck". This word stems from a Google mistranslation of a Korean phrase, referencing a "clusterfuck of low-quality spaghetti code madness."
"What kind of shit did I just walk into?"
"You should have known such a big party would have turned into a festival of dogs."
"You should have known such a big party would have turned into a festival of dogs."
by coca cola espuma December 27, 2020
Get the festival of dogsmug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.> Newport Folk Festival FOlk Newport<.7.9.7.6.>mug. When someone fills their mouth with either beer, wine or some other alcoholic beverage to the point where their cheeks are swollen and then spit-squirt it at & into someones else's butt-hole from distance of no more than 6 inches away.
My buddies got a little drunk & carried away around the campfire the other night and one of them decided to poop without grabbing TP and had to ask the other to give him a festive douche in order to get right.
Weird thing is my other buddy told me how much HE enjoyed the night, but they are both married so I guess they aren't gay.
Weird thing is my other buddy told me how much HE enjoyed the night, but they are both married so I guess they aren't gay.
by milpoolSK April 24, 2023
Get the Festive Douchemug.