feather foot

The opposite of a lead foot. Someone who takes forever to get up to speed, or is a slow driver.

"Man, I almost got hit making that left turn. Some feather foot got me stuck in the middle of the intersection."

"I caught every red light on my way over here. Some people are just feather feet."

by [zack] May 20, 2010

peasant features

Possessing facial features common among poor rural people, such as receding chins, lazy eyes, low brows, horsey face, etc. Possibly the result of centuries of living in a shallow gene pool.

What do you think about Raylene?" "Are you serious? She has no chin. She totally has peasant features.

by Jimbo E. November 22, 2011

The bouncy flashy taskbar button feature

A 'feature' of Windows XP and a type of Disobedient Computer Syndrome.

You can see a perfect example of this if you set the taskbar to autohide, and have say MSN Messenger running (and have disabled 'display alerts when a new message is recieved')

Whenever a new message comes in, the taskbar button for it will flash (or at least remain highlighted) until you click on it. As well, the taskbar itself will pop-up and you cannot get it to autohide until that button stops flashing (ie, you click on it to see what it is).

A *very* annoying feature as you might have several windows and programs running at once and may be focused on something which having to respond to a message (and seeing that bloddy button flashing like some attention craving person that refuses to wait for you and/or cannot understand that you're also doing other things and/or talking to other people) will break your concentration. Having busy or away mode will not stop this feature.

Pop-up's on websites and other windows demanding attention will also do it.

There is no apparent way to turn this feature off, making it one of the most aggrivating features in Windows XP.

A user is working in photoshop or watching a DVD with MSN set to away or busy when one of his contacts keeps messaging him, causing this wonderfull feature to distract him.

User: Hmmmm, looks like someone wants me to block him.

by Guest March 9, 2005

Features

Another word for cunt. Can be used on it's own or along with cunt.

Jim shit the fuck up you features.

Nobody likes that kid Paul, he's such a cunt-features.

by Pimp-Master J May 15, 2006

feather pluckin

To be used instead of 'Mother fuckin'.

Close relative of 'Clucking Bell' (fucking hell).

Na na na na na... it's the feather pluckin D.O. double D. (ken dodd!)

by Jonathan Higgs February 3, 2006

smooth one's / sb's (ruffled) feathers

to make oneself (or somebody else) feel less irritated or offended

Lacon was no fool, and the Cousin's wrath just when everyone was trying to smooth their feathers was a thing to be avoided at any cost.
John le Carré: The Honourable Schoolboy.CORONET BOOKS, Hodder & Stoughton, 2000. p. 63.

by Petyush April 11, 2005

featus

came out of porcupine vagina, jerk-oholic, like to dance like a shawty, la cucaracha, photoshop master, sexy caramel, tweezy, parasite

Featus, where are you Featus?

The Featus Jerk today on top of CLA building.

Im going to cut the tube featus?

Featus is a parasite

by onesadpandabear February 4, 2010