2 faced

someone who acts different to someone around different people

you see bradley robbins he a fucking 2 faced bitch

by baller12345 January 19, 2009

faced out

To be completely destroyed, most commonly associated with drug use.

"Hey man you want another tab?"
"No way, I'm already completely faced out"

by Dropp March 5, 2008

slaughter-faced jackson

A synonym for being intoxicated, shit-faced, drunk, and etc.

A drinker's version for Uncle Sam, "he wants YOU to drink"

Swear to god I'm getting slaughter-faced jackson tonight.

I am going to have a meeting with slaughter-faced jackson at the party.

by Swear2God! April 23, 2008

Four-faced

tfw you have a lot of different emotions in a day

Damn today im felling four-faced today

by OmmokBicChips July 5, 2016

shit faced dog

when a dog shits on the floor and eats it and then you have to help it by calling that asshole a vet.

shit faced dog "My dog ate all the shit cakes now i have to get a vet"

by InfernoMoon December 28, 2017

Shit faced

Drunk off your ass, can't walk, can't talk, or passed out

Shawn is so shit faced he can't even speak english.

by Brasher May 8, 2008

Cheeto-faced Twatwaffle

Donald Trump, The 45th President of The United States of America.

He's a Cheeto-faced Twatwaffle who should've never been the leader of the free world.

by Hoe Lee Fuck July 1, 2017