maryland farmer

An American slang for "motherfucker" that originated in the 1960s.

Gee golly, Willie! You're such a Maryland Farmer! Now Pa is going to beat me again!

by Eli the Barrow Boy March 27, 2008

Fish Farmer

When a girl gives 3 guys head before swallowing each of there cum.

Mary is the biggest fish farmer

by Richard Goodrich March 7, 2005

tray farmer

someone who looks for cigarettes or roaches in the ashtray. extreme tray farmers may roll their own smokes made from cigarette butts. aka snipe hunter

me: "let me bum a smoke"

brent: "we smoked em all. go find some butts."

me: "tray farmer"

by dubious1 December 31, 2011

chemical farmer

A person who makes meth

Yo my nigga is a chemical farmer

by ThaBlackBerryKush January 13, 2017

star farmer

A person on a message board who posts exceedingly just to up his post count. Often for the reward for more stars.

That guy is a total star farmer. He posted 200 times in his first week.

by katie tran August 17, 2004

Flatulent Farmer

These fart loving freaks build up flatulence in the stomach. Upon releasing the fart they cup their hands over their anus's and release the force. Upon releasing they catch the fart (farming It) and immediately inhale it or more commonly waft it in the face of a friend or family member.

That damn flatulent farmer Dylan just tried to waft his shit smell in my face and accidently hit me with a piece of shit that fell out of his ass, what a flatulent farmer he is nowadays.

by river jameser January 7, 2011

farmer worm

When you take your pointer finger and try to insert it into someone's butthole (clothing optional).

Her anus hurt after she got farmer wormed at a concert.

by Asmodyus January 12, 2014