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Fappetizer

"No way I can make it through this dinner without a fappetizer."
by Billy13D December 7, 2025
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Cunt-fapper

Someone who likes to slap vaginas.
Jake is a cunt-fapper, the last cunt he fapped was Bronwyn.
by G-Twizzal April 17, 2012
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Skull Fapper

An annoying black-mexican kid, who need to pipe the fuck down. Also, try to say that he's better than everyone but he is more worthless than fucking dirt.
Guy: Hey skull fapper I recommend you pipe the fuck down
by IAMSPINTERCELLBTH March 13, 2013
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shadow fapper

A person that hides in closets or darkness and secretly masturbates to people having sex.
Bob: Did you hear that?
Stacy: What is it?
Bob: I think there's a shadow fapper in here!
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career fapper

When you spend all day at work fappin or fappin the boss under the desk
Career fapper - to be a carrer fapper you play with your dick all day at work or the bosses dick
by stretch nutzz May 24, 2016
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elegant fapper

One who is a notorious jerk off but who possess an aire of sophistication not normally associated with the type. Aka a douche bag.
Winston asked his hit it and quite it out to dinner and "forgot his billfold" again. He's such an elegant fapper.
by Bigredcocker May 11, 2016
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bingo fapper

This word is used to describe old ladies who have just won a spot of bingo.
Dorothy: Only 34.553 seconds left of this game.
Margaret: Gets two fingers and jams them into her pussy
Margaret:*orgasms*
Dorothy: What a bingo fapper
by Old Boi February 15, 2018
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