Fap It Off

Similar to the phrase "laugh it off", it's what you tell your friend when they're upset or frustrated.

Friend 1: "Man, I can't get over breaking up with her."

Friend 2: "You'll be alright dude, just fap it off."

by bosstin_twosix January 27, 2014

Fap February

Basically the same thing as December this happens every year (leap years included) in the month of February.

Guy 1: Yo you taking part in No Nut November .
Guy 2: Nah it’s all about destroy dick December .
Guy 3: You both clearly have brain damage it’s all about Fap February now.

by NoSayingHeckPlease October 18, 2019

No Fap February

A dare in which a guy cannot masturbate for the entire month of february, despite any arousing material which might be seen.

Guy: Dude I'm so horny.

Guy 2: Then go fap.

Guy: Can't, it's No Fap February.

by ISEEWUTYOUDIDTHAR March 27, 2009

fap memory

A visual collection of arousing pictures that a boy looks up in his head when masturbating. Originated from Iceland where the phrase "rúnk minni" was used when young school boys saw hot chicks and made mental notes for the lonely nights.

Wow this is totally saved into my fap memory!!

by Krot December 14, 2003

fap-hole

the slit in front of the boxers/underwear used to "whip it out" and fap without having to remove the piece of clothing

Matt got caught with his penis out of the fap-hole while watching Naruto porn

by DeathByASpoon February 7, 2010

netflix and fap

when you wanna netflix and chill but ain' got a bae

Hey you guys gonna netflix and chill

Nah we ain't together no more i think ill stay home and netflix and fap

by Fr13dBryc3 November 28, 2015

Fap water

The water in a bathtub after you are done fapping in it.

I fapped in the bathtub and my mom told me not to drain the water because my little sister still had to take her bath. She promptly splashed around and gurgled my Fap Water. Julie, if you read this in the future, I'm so sorry.

by CSLuto January 1, 2012