facetious

a word used exclusively by people who take themselves too seriously, while failing to convince people otherwise

John's attempt at making a joke crashed and burned. In an effort to save face and appear relatable, he announced to the room that he was merely being facetious. But not before first adjusting his monocle and tightening his ascott.

by dafed April 9, 2013

Scientific Fact

Something that is undeniably true. This cannot be argued with or challenged on any grounds known to man.

That ball was travelling twice the speed of light, squared. That's a scientific fact.

by D Nugget October 6, 2005

FACT

1) Good way to make yourself look pretty damn cool at the same time as adding no weight whatsoever behind the obviously controversial statement that you have just made.

2)The Federation Against Copyright Theft (FACT) - the big FACT symbol you see during the trailers when you go to the cinema.

1) "We are the fittest, bestest, cleverest and most popular girls in the whole world. FACT."

1&2) "When I actually get a real job I'm going to work for FACT. FACT."

by mary moo May 14, 2005

Fact

A verb. When someone is given wrong factual information but doesn't bother checking if it's correct and goes on telling everyone about it, making himself look like an idiot. We say he was fact. Such wrong information is usually given by a person that was fact and doesn't know it, or is ignorant on purpose.

Hey, the other day this guy told me that the fastest car ever went faster than the speed of light and i told it to my friends. They started laughing at me and i realized i was fact.

Hey dude, this is not true, i guess you were fact again!

by MaiShu June 6, 2010

liddle fact

This is a fact found on the under side of selected Spring Valley Drinks. Spring Valley decided to put these stats on some beverages in 2004. They are a great liddle addition to a morning ritual and along with the great tasting juice you get, the liddle fact you receive should usually be pretty interesting and generally one that you can share around and gain much interest from other work buddies and friends.

Pros:
-Great way to start the day
-Interesting facts
-You learn more
-You get a nice juice to go along with ur liddle fact

Cons:
-Some of the facts are in fact, false making you look like a dickhead when you go to tell people and then they figure out you are wrong.
-Some of the marked lids that claim they have a "liddle fact" underneath them, actually deceive you and you receive a blank under side of the lid. which can in turn cause you to have a really bad day or even week.

Goran: Wow this lid has a Liddle fact underneath it!!

Amery: Really? Whats it say?

Goran: An electric eel can release a charge powerful enough to start 50 cars!

Amery: Cool man.

by castanza September 4, 2007

Whole Fact

To agree completely with someone. This term emerged in Rochester, NY, called The Roc, in 2015. We say 'whole fact' because we are overachievers and have a lot to prove in The Wild West that is our playground and war zone in the Roc.

Skin: She ratchet!
Attica: That's a whole fact!!

by Kozak Khan June 24, 2016

christo-facist

1. Somebody who sees the visage of the Christian savior 'Jesus Herald Christ' in everything they see.

2. A misspelling of 'Christo-fascist'.

Your mom sees the face of Jesus so often that she's a christo-facist.

by I am not funny November 18, 2006