elementist

racism and/or discrimination against the elements of the Periodic Table.

Teacher: Hydrogen is a special element. Why is it special?

Student: That is extremely elementist, sir. It would make all the other elements feel sad

by thecooldudette November 22, 2009

elementary crush

an innocent and hopeless crush on someone. Almost like infatuation, but not as serious; when you can't stop thinking about that person. wherever and whatever you do, you want that person with you. Just the thought of them makes you smile. just like a crush in elementary.

person #1- I don't exactly like him.. and being "interested" or "infatuated" isn't the right word for this, but I can't stop thinking about him and EVERYTIME I see something related to couples stuff, he pops up in my head.
person #2- So you have an elementary crush?

person #1- YESS THAT!

by Erika Brooks June 27, 2014

Elmo Knots

Excessive knotted up ass hairs of a ginger that has a very hairy anal region.

I’m so repulsed. That burly, hairy ginger plumber they sent out bent over and his plumer’s crack was spouting Elmo Knots.

I finally shagged that Hot ginger chick in accounting. But dude her ass was full of Elmo Knots.

by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018

Elmo

A popular american television host during the 80s-90s of his show "Elmo's World" with his co-host Mr.Noodle. He is also an actor and has been in countless classics like 'The Adventures of Elmo is Grouchland' (1999), 'Cinderelmo' (1999), and 'Elmo saves Christmas' (1997). He now starts in the hit T.V show Sesame Street where he helped children count and spell on PBS Kids. Before his time as a T.V host he served in Vietnam and won numerous medal including the Purple Heart

Person 1: Man, I really do miss being able to see the hit Television show Elmo's World!
Person 2: Ya, I loved Elmo he was a great actor in Cinderelmo, he really knew how to play the part
Person 1: At least we con see him everyday on the PBS Kids show Sesame Street!. Boy does that bring back memories every time I watch him.
Person 3: Did you guys know he served in Vietnam?

by NottaSovietSpy April 25, 2019

ELENORA

A rare name for a Rare Queen. She is calm, she is graceful and she is everything royalty embodies.

She is not afraid to walk alone and when in a pack she leads while others follow. She’s not interested in leading but somehow her aura makes people want to follow her. He leadership is subtle, kind and gentle yet so intense and purposeful. You will love her, no matter how hard you try to hate her

My Elenora, you are a Queen indeed!

by Queenelenora February 5, 2020

Elmoism

The belief that Elmo is the ideal form of life and is the most powerful, all knowing being.

"Hey i'm intrested in Elmoism, could you tell me more?"
"To Elmo, we are just cattle on his farm. We are cared for by Elmo until we are consumed. But he is not the farmer. He is the soil we till, the the seeds we plant."
"...Ok."

by THATpyukumuku October 8, 2020

Kinnikinnick Elementary School

Kinnikinnick Elementary School is a grade school in Roscoe, IL with an average student population of 400 because it only allows 4th and 5th graders. It is also the home of the Braves. The teachers are reasonably nice but some will take you to the Rockton Cemetery on your last day of school to look at old headstones. It has a great playground and only has seven buses to take children home in. The school used to be the middle school of Roscoe, but was annihilated after a Tornado hit it during the 1970's. It was rebuilt as a grade school. Kinnikinnick was a Native American Tribe and thus the name of the school. Anyone who goes here will have a good education.

"Where did you go to grade school?"
"Kinnikinnick Elementary School."
"What the hell kind of name is that?! Dude. How do you even spell that?"
"I don't know. I went to the school and I still don't know how to spell it."

by Mrs. Meers September 14, 2011