European Union

1. Became known by its current style in 1993, when Maastricht was signed and the keys to the UK and frankly everywhere else in Europe were handed over to new management in Brussels.

What started out as an innocent economic adventure, through the 1980s, slowly turned into a nightmare political descent as it became apparent that - lets be crude and frank - France and Germany did want a union in which they couldn't and didn't have DIRECT control over.

2. More recently things have become more serious and sinister with firstly the Treaty of Nice and now the blueprint for a country called Europe with its own constitution.

Frankly the United Kingdom, should go a step further and vote on membership not a pathetic federalist vision of a constitution for a whole continent of countless races, languages and cultures that simply don't and won't ever fully integrate.

Home rule for Britain - God Save our Head of State, the Queen!

"a scary vision of the future : Malta, Finland, Lithuania, Ireland, Belgium and Cyprus all with the same currency, Parliament and law to uphold - oh shit, thats NOW!"

by britishandworried January 29, 2005

European Union

Europe's attempt to become the new United States.

The European Union has a kickass economy.

by Brutus II September 26, 2008

Europa

The act of vomiting into a urinal after drinking to many Jager Bombs at a Hardcore show!

Can we go now or is George still europaing in the mens room?

by Lord evil December 12, 2013

European

Someone with a smoking addiction who likes stealing African Resources. For example, Niger exports enough uranium to France to generate 50 per cent of the latter’s electricity supply. 101 companies based in the UK have mining operations in Africa – and combined, they control resources worth in excess of $1 trillion.

Ewww why does Pierre stink so badly?

Well He's European, so he's always smoking.

by programminggeek 127127192 January 29, 2019

european steamboat

the act of flatulating in a girl's mouth and come out of her nose; just like a steamboat.

i ate lots of beans last night, so i gave your sister a european steamboat :)

by A-GNA5ty December 14, 2010

eprop

Piece of internet currency distriubted by Xanga.com. Many people find this currency to be of very high value, while in truth it is worthless.

Xanga user 1:gIvE mEe pRopZZZ oR eLse!!!!!!!!1
Xanga user 2:lyKe oKaYyy!!!!!!1!!!!1

by Kevin January 16, 2005

European Shower

Splashing some water under your arms then drying with a towel (soap optional). Not to be confused with an actual shower.

"Hey, Poindexter, we're gonna be late for the panty-raid."

"I'd better take a European Shower...I smell like an Albanian."

Origin: bef. 950; ME shour (n.), OE scūr; c. G Schauer, ON skūr, Goth skūra

by Rufus LeMantra October 12, 2008