Emelia is a strong, independent, intelligent, absolutely stunning woman. She’ll be there for you whenever you need her, in the best of times and the worst. She’ll never give up on you and will always be there to guide and protect you (mostly from your intrusive thoughts lol). She’s the most loyal and reliable friend any person would be thanking their lucky stars for having her in their life (or thank the magic wonder of chocolate you give her). If you ever feeling down, she’ll help you right back up and have you rolling with laughter within seconds. She's fantastic. Everyone needs an Emelia.
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