r/eyeblech

If you want to have a bad time, or if you misspelled r/eyebleach, this is the place for you!

Max: Sam, did you see what is happening in r/eyeblech? Sam: No, let me see what it's about!
Max: Aww what the fuck is going on in here.

by Educated Mouse May 10, 2021

Mk1 eyeball

Short for "Mark One Eyeball". Refers to using unaided vision to spot something, as opposed to binoculars, radar, etc. Commonly used by military internet know it alls to confuse people in an argument.

Actually you could overwhelm a CBG's defenses with about twenty five small craft attacking from all points of the compass due to the in ability of Ageis to lock onto a small target effectively in the sea clutter. Most confrontations in the Persian Gulf have been observed and started by lookouts using the MK1 eyeball.

by Supaphr33k August 23, 2010

Eye snocket

The immediate aftermath of a snot rocket, the products of which are so thick and sticky that they string out as they only partially exit the nose arcing upward gracefully entering the eye, often causing temporary unwelcomed blindness.

I failed my sobriety test last nite! ...couldn't walk the line! The cop thought I was wasted, but I had an eye snocket and couldn't see what the hell I was doing. Note to self...

by YAWA June 2, 2015

Eylul

Eylul is the hottest piece off ass you'll ever seen.If you are special and intelligent, she'll get along with you.But if you are not, you have to be damn hot

Hey eylul
Hey bla bla

by dontgobaconmyheart April 2, 2017

eyeboogers

Famous contemporary artist. Net worth of 90 million. Actor. Singer. Model.

wow eyeboogers is such a chad!

by noteyeboogers February 24, 2021

Garry Eye

When you so fucked you get a lazy eye and develop a squint but only on one side.

I was so fucked on pills I got Garry Eye

by loves2spooch November 15, 2009

Garry Eye

One eye closed or half closed the other all mad and wide open. Neither focusing on anything. Can be cross eyed at he same time.

If you seen someone stoned... Seriously stoned you have already seen Garry Eye.

Originally from Juneau, Alaska for those who don't know. Go Killer Whales!!

There's was a saying there. "He drunk so much he woke up with Garry Eye" also "Will this weed give me serious Garry Eye?" And "She has Garry eye.... She's all yours mate"

by HissyFingers September 19, 2013