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call of duty 

When you have to shit so badly that you feel the turtle running for the finishline before you can run to the toilet!
Yo beyatch don't mean to cut you short, but I'm having a call of duty and I needs to find the John Pronto!! Ya dizzle?
call of duty by Andi June 10, 2006

Call of Duty Black Ops

A game set in the 1960's released November 9th, 2010. Absoultely the best Call of Duty games released yet. Unfortunately it can interfere with some important plans, dates, events, etc.
Girl: Hey, wanna go make out later?

Guy: I can't sorry, I gotta go home and play Call of Duty Black Ops.
Call of Duty Black Ops by Hary Wang November 16, 2010

Call of Duty 

An impressive action first person shooter game set during the early to late 1940's, spanning across different theaters of Europe from the eyes of American,British,and Russian soldiers. This game outdoes Medal of Honor is almost every way, leaving that game in the dust. The multiplayer portion of the game lacks any vehicles but makes up for it with some intense infantry combat and an excellent single player campaign. A must buy.
Call of Duty kicks so much ass. Medal of Honor doesn't come close. Piece of garbage that was.
Call of Duty by JibbaJahba December 10, 2003

Booty Duty 

the act of taking it anal, usually in prison
Joey: Well thats why i dont wanna go to prison.
Nai: You scared of that Jailhouse booty duty?
Booty Duty by 143ily November 8, 2010

Call of Duty bitch 

1. The best game in existence, at least until 'Gamer' becomes real. Particularly true of the Modern Warfare series as it uses current weapons + assets, theatres & battle scenarios when compared to Black Ops. Seriously, why would someone carry a crossbow to own the shit out of terrorists?

2. A girl who plays COD. This is rare but amazing.

3. Trying to explain to a girl what you've been playing non-stop for the past 11 hours.
1. Random (male): Mannnnnnn, I just shot some faggot with a 0.50 BMG round in the face. Fuck yeah, Call of Duty bitch!!

2. Girl: What the shit, why is there a big ass round in my face?

Random (male): Damn, I just killed the only Call of Duty bitch in the game.

3. Gf: What's that you're playing?

You: It's Call of Duty bitch

Gf: Ahhhhh, that's what I was playing last night, but got shot in the face close up!

You: My dream has come true!

DAB Duty 

The act of being forced to sacrifice time in order to hang out with either a girlfriend or a girl you are trying to bone. DAB is an acronym for Dumb Ass Bitch, so really, it is to say you are being sucked away from your friends or your responsibilities to hang out with some DAB, hence the expression, DAB Duty.
Jeremy: Chris, come play basketball with us.
Chris: Man...I WANT to, but I have to hang out with Chantel tonight.
Jeremy: What!? You're on DAB Duty AGAIN!? You're such a fag.
DAB Duty by 2muchdutch November 4, 2007