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Decatur Staley

When you ruphie a fat chick with laxatives, hit it from the back, she profusely shits on one's dick, you turn her around and flop it in her mouth.
Jeff: I heard you gave a chick the Decatur Staley .
John: I can't really remember except when I had awakend out of my drunken stupor and realized that I was fuckin' a fatty so I introduced her to the "Decatur Staley"
by Alec and Alan October 8, 2008
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Paul Lo Duca

n.
a way of saying dookie because of the similarity in pronunciation and major league baseball player Paul Lo Duca.
- I'll be back; I need to take a Paul Lo Duca.

-I wonder where Len's at; he's probably taking another Lo Duca.
by Chris Norton December 9, 2008
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Duct Tape Trick

What a redneck Magician loves to perform, this is their world-famous act. They throw a huge coil or string of duct tape into their cowboy hat, and pull out a cobra!
Howl do yall like that? Uh Cobruh!
by Fuck u asshole August 17, 2004
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duct tape wallet

The Greasing of the oversized penishole.

Super sizing your poontang waffle,using a spatula. (Wooden,no metal.)

Porkin the Beans.
Wow,i'd like to duct tape wallet Mr.Murphy.
I'd flip that shit all nite long.


Salty Cum Cracker.
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Academic Decathalon

the valley of the nerds.
social rejects and all around people with no lives.
man 1: did you hear about Academic Decathalon?
man 2: whats that tell me more?
man 1: it is the valley of the nerds.
man 2: im grabbing my sniper rifle for some nerd hunting -loads-
by valleyofthenerdhunter. December 15, 2009
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decatur alabama

Decatur Alabama is the Huntsvilles toilet, coincidently Hartselle is Decatur Alabama's toilet. It's slightly better than Cullman Alabama
Bruddah numbah one: Hey is there anything goin on in Huntsville?
Bruddah numbah two: na. What about harselle?
Bruddah numbah one: I'm not going to that hick town, lets just see what's happening in Decatur Alabama
by Seniorjalapeno July 12, 2017
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cry until your tear ducts are dry

When you cry so hard that your tear ducts dry up and you become extremely down because there is no longer any purpose to cry about not doing a certain task.
Hey Cory, cry until your tear ducts are dry.
by Smody Cirtster August 25, 2011
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