by Ecinreb February 9, 2021
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Hey man, how's it going? Yeah i'm okay but girls are b****** and they ruin everything in your life and I've drunk 17 beers and now I'm on a Captain Morgan and - *at this point you stop listening*
Oh my god, I just had to deal with a drunken Latvian
Oh my god, I just had to deal with a drunken Latvian
by Mallampati October 13, 2025
Get the Drunken Latvian mug.The master of the drunken schlong acquired his coveted title after years of nailing broads while mixing liquors. The ladies hate that he doesn't have a job so they have to supply his liqour habit, but the power up his schlong gets while sipping a potion of hurricane beer and a cup of Henny mixed with EJ blue cap is far too great too kick him out and break his PS5 she bought him. When reading it's power level it goes from a solid 600 and sky rockets over 9000 while sipping the magic liquor potions.
The master of the drunken schlong is more powerful then Superman hulk Spiderman and fucking batman combined
by The Drunken Schlong Master January 28, 2025
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Damien:”i’m not surprised he’s a drunken sprinkler
Damien:”i’m not surprised he’s a drunken sprinkler
by Bigballs42 June 28, 2024
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Get the Drunken Hawk mug.When you get home from work and kill a twelve pack of beer without eating dinner, resulting in you being very drunk.
Dude, you should’ve came over last night! Me and John both had a drunken dozen and watched football!
by Dilly the Drunk September 25, 2023
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