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Float some drift wood

When you fill the toilet with toilet paper and then drop a deuce on top of it appears to "float like driftwood" above the water.
Man this party sucks, I'm gonna float some drift wood and we'll just move on from their.
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respect the drift 

A phrase used towards someone who is complaining about broken controls in racing games.
Person A: Why is the kart not freaking turning?!

Person B: Respect the drift, Person A.
respect the drift by ChameleonDragon September 16, 2019

Smell's Drift 

Smell's Drift was a key strategic outpost in the mouth-nose war used as a hospital and barracks for the small 2nd Smellogorgon Division under the command of Smeneral Nostril Nosington and was a battle that within a result had left only two smellomarines alive.

(This is a meme that me and my friends made during school, it has a very complex lore and we wrote about 3 A4 sides of paper about this war and the many ranks and divisions inside of the Smellogorgon Army, I'll be making even more of these battles if my brain has enough capicity in it..)
"Smell's Drift was a brutal battle wouldn't you say?"
"Aye, I would my friend.."
Smell's Drift by smellogorgon October 11, 2019

altered entity fivem drift series 

best fivem drifting event in history of gta
-what was the prizepool in the last season of altered entity fivem drift series?
-hmm, not sure, i think it was OATS

You catch my drift? 

The worst phrase to have ever fucking existed.
If you say this you probably cheated on your girlfriend with your sister and smell like doritos.
"You catch my drift?"
"Fuck you Jerry, you soggy cunt. Go suck your mom's dick. "

You catch my drift? 

The stupidest fucking phrase to have ever existed.
If you say this phrase you most likely chested on your girlfriend with your sister and eat doritos for breakfast.
"You catch my drift?"
"Fuck you Jerry, you soggy cunt. Go suck your mom's dick."