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by Guccipolo November 14, 2025
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Means god organizes
Derek is a name
by Guccipolo December 2, 2025
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Derek

a small individual. roughly 5'5, small shoe size too so yk what the means. Because he is a small individual he feels the need to be a little bitch boy. He scams his own friends!!!!!!!! This obscene bastard thinks he grew up in the hood, but tell me why he's wearing ARMANI!! Anyways, just a condescending individual. 1 star review.
Derek...smh

"Ourahhhh" - Derek

*quarter zip matcha man wearing brief case looking ass*
by Nathan December 20, 2025
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Bastard. ABSOLUTE BASTARD!!! scheming left right and CENTER, doesn't know when to just give up!!!! could lowk be gay. and is lowk a cuck
by Nathan December 20, 2025
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Derek Bum

Hi, I'm Derek Bum!
by [LAN CORD EJECTED] April 26, 2020
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Derek Smart

Derek smart is one of the most notorious and loathed game developers around. In addition to being the designer of the critically shunned games BC3000, Universal Combat, et al. he is also credited for starting or continuing numerous flamewars in Usenet and on web-boards all over the internet. His legacy of designing awful computer games and then crying foul when people tell them they are unplayable has led to many humorous statements, catalogued at a site called "The Flamewar Follies" (google it). If he spent half of his time and energy developing decent, stable games that don't crash to the desktop every 5 seconds, rather than threatening to sue or filing frivolous law-suits against his critics, then he would be a half-decent game designer. Unfortunately, as anyone who has played any of the BC series can tell you, this is clearly not the case. Aside from 'graduating' from a non-accredited community college, Mr. Smart claims to have a phd in computer science, although no dissertation or thesis exists to back up his false claims. See Also: fraud, lame, n00b, loser

Also, if you vote that you like this definition, he'll SUE YOU!
Derek Smart threatened to sue me after I posted this definition.

In order to play Universal Combat, you need to have a real PHD, and not a fake one like Derek Smart!
by Sue Me February 20, 2005
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derek morgan

Sexy chocolate god played by Shemar Moore on Criminal Minds. Even though he has a dark past, Derek Morgan overcame struggles and became a totally hot and muscly FBI agent with the BAU or Behavorial Analysis Unit. Also see: chocolate Adonis or chiseled perfection
Wow, that guy is attractive, ripped, and mysterious in a hot way. He is such a Derek Morgan.

The only reason I'd ever murder anyone was so Derek Morgan would arrest me.
by BAUbaby May 15, 2014
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