defebation

Using defecation a pretense to use the bathroom for masturbation.

The other day, I went into the work bathroom for defebation, and my boss was none the wiser.

by scotchfordinner October 9, 2016

Deflating the Flamingo

When the largest BBC you have ever seen is knocking the bottom out of his girls pink giblets, causing unrealistic flap extension similar to the abnormally long pink extension of a flamingos neck.

Hey Tyrone is your girl alright? I heard you two last night...I’m pretty sure you deflating the flamingo.

by Wonka1234 July 5, 2018

Deflated Soccer Ball Tits

A term used to describe titties that are usually bigger than a pomegranate but smaller than a watermelon. Keep in mind that in this case, the tits are NOT saggy. The term "deflated" just means they are squishier than usual.

Person A: Did you hear about Hendrik's new girlfriend? I heard she has deflated soccer ball tits.

Person B: What a lucky bastard! Those sort of tits are the best!
Person A: No way! The best tits are the inverted inflated infusiblenesses tits!

by Skizzers sucks May 7, 2019

defective thomas

an very clueless thomas which doesnt know what hes doing

"hey defective thomas! What are you doing?! Im eating the wall"

by mamathomas November 30, 2021

ceramic defecatorium

Ironic rendition of the phrase "brick shithouse".

Dude, she's built like a ceramic defecatorium.

by postmachoguy January 20, 2009

Girth Defect

Any of a variety of weight related conditions one might suffer from who is density challenged such as hot dog neck, muffin top, cankles and so forth. Similar to a birth defect.

Man, would you look at the size of that guy. He's huge! He's got some serious girth defects.

by aldeshsa December 12, 2010

synchro-defecation cycle

The synchro-defecation theory holds that the defecation patterns of individuals who live together tend to become synchronized over time. The phenomenon is glaringly evident when said individuals share one bathroom.

Similar to the McClintock effect, the theory that the menstrual cycles of women who live together, such as in homes, prisons, convents, bordellos, dormitories, or barracks, tend to become synchronized over time.

Man: "I had to shit in the tub this morning 'cause my girl got to the toilet first. "

Friend: "Damn, that synchro-defecation cycle is a bitch, ain't it?"

by g1bs0n June 2, 2011