by Joshua Burner September 27, 2017
Get the anal nerve damage mug.A condition that affects folks who become CEOs, CFOs, COOs, CSOs, and other kinds of C-Suite officers, where their skill levels in common, every day tasks (and sometimes their morality and empathy) become severely impaired, as the sudden rush of power, stress and sometimes crushing sense of responsibility (hahahahah, okay, just kidding, it's copious amounts of alcohol and drugs like cocaine) start damaging the parts of the brain involved in figuring out consequences and making estimates, because planning around consequences and making accurate estimates are for the little people and hoi polloi.
Yes, I know he's an ACCA-certified accountant, and you just saw him flub trying to figure out how much tip he was supposed to pay, but you gotta understand… he got promoted to CFO six months ago, and what you're seeing is C-Suite Brain Damage in action.
by tariqk December 11, 2018
Get the C-Suite Brain Damage mug.A phrase used by nimrods who want to be "up beat" with the millennium’s technology advance by switching a technical term into a harsh question when they could just ask you nicely if something was bothering you.
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Get the Emotional damage mug.(n)1. A pile of 'long' screws accumulated when they become damaged. Usually damaged by Flint <AKA Stone, and 'the good'>.
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Get the Damaged Lung Screw Pile mug.National Emotional Damage day is the day we celebrate emotional damage, so don’t be afraid to sit on your couch and sulk about your miseries!
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