Crocs

Ugly ass shoes that have stupid ass holes in them!

My friend wears ugly ass stupid crocs everyday!

by Dumb Crocs April 20, 2014

shirt cows

A woman's boobs. Her titties. Her lady bumps. Deposits of fat and tissue on a woman's chest. Sometimes abnormally fat men have shirt cows.

Hoo baby I love them shirt cows!

"By the looks of those shirt cows I'll never go hungry!"
-Stewie, from Family Guy

Holy shitnuts, that guy as some major shirt cows!

by ennervate April 9, 2004

Spotted Cows

a low level beastie that lurks in the plains of the Badlands. They look very similar to what many expect a leopord, or even a buzzard (see flying cows). But make no mistake. They are cows. And they will follow you.

GuildWuntvor: These spotted cows look a lot like leopards.
GuildWuntvor: And these flying cows, they look alot like buzzards..
GuildAtilathehun: lol
GuildWuntvor: cows follow me ....

by Aeirion, the Draenei pally February 27, 2009

crocs

uglyest shoes around. they maybe be comfy but you still look like a homo. aka mikey pants

"dudee these crocs are so sick come on you gotta get a pair"
"check out the design you look like friggen spiderman!"

by crocs suck August 12, 2008

Crocs

Crocs are shoes invented for fags - not the one you inhale retard - but the shoe type.
these shoes were invented by a blind man with no taste in women. made by Crocs, Inc. is a shoe manufacturer founded by entrepreneur George B. Boedecker, Jr. to produce and distribute a stupid plastic clog design acquired from a Quebec company called Foam Creations -also stupid - The shoe had originally been developed as a spa shoe. The first model produced by Crocs, the Crocs Beach, was unveiled in 2002 at the Ft. Lauderdale Boat Show, and sold out the 200 pairs produced at that time - what kinda fool buys these !?

bob : OMG hes got stoopid shoes with holes in
tom: yeah there crocs

bob: must be a fag.

by Mr.Haywood.U.Blomie May 25, 2010

cows

big black and white animals that live in the country and sit on their lazy fat asses and eat and shit grass all day. mooooooo!

a cuz be careful there are COWS on this road.

by carlos999 March 12, 2009

Chowser

The creepy guy who leaves kiss-assy comments on social networking sites for girls he doesn't even know.

Secretly hopes it will lead to a friendship or something romantic.

Girl 1 : Yo, who's that guy who keeps writing on your facebook wall?

Girl 2: I don't even know him.

Girl. What a fuckin' Chowser.

by AintNoChowzaa January 8, 2008