Chowser

The creepy guy who leaves kiss-assy comments on social networking sites for girls he doesn't even know.

Secretly hopes it will lead to a friendship or something romantic.

Girl 1 : Yo, who's that guy who keeps writing on your facebook wall?

Girl 2: I don't even know him.

Girl. What a fuckin' Chowser.

by AintNoChowzaa January 8, 2008

Chowser

manz ghey

BRUH you see Johnathan.
Yeah what a chowser

by Bam725 May 1, 2021

doogie chowser

Slang for chew, chaw, dip, dig, digggle. Originated in the Seattle area and then spread like a forest fire across the country.
Commonly used by boozers. The most popular Doogie Chowser is the 49 cent grizzly.

"Hey man, I freaking hate losing at baseball, gimme a doogie chowser to ease my anxiety.

by Cloverland November 21, 2004

bloody chowser

A word used in Britain to describe a whore.

You sir are a bloody chowser for thinking you can just waltz your bloodless in there and pick up a chick

by Brit from Britain January 2, 2017

Chooser

A term derived from the two words: Chump and Loser, combined together.

Woah did you see that guy eat it on his bike? What a chooser!

by Will Smith’s a G July 31, 2021

Clampt Chowder

A guy who can buss a nut through any means except vaginally even when wearing a condom cuz he's so freaked out about getting her pregnant.

Stacy thinks I got crazy stamina but it's just my clampt chowder.

It used to be a good problem but now Cherelle is starting to wonder about my clampt chowder.

by Summerbees November 3, 2011

Chowder Cow

Originally a military strategy, the Chowder Cow is a sexual act in which two sweaty obese men super-glued in the 69 position are thrown from a helicopter into a tornado while experiencing simultaneous projectile diarrhea and fellating one another. Each man's left thumb is deeply inserted into the other's anus, resulting in two powerful cone-shaped fountains of liquid feces spraying in opposite directions as the spiraling, wet mound of rippling fat and human excrement violently plummet towards earth, ending in a massive eruption of flesh, bones, organs, and various bodily fluids vaguely resembling a mixture of clam chowder and ground beef. If both men experience an Alaskan Firedragon at the exact moment they come in contact with the ground, it is known as a Chowder Dragon.

Me: "It appears as if a Chowder Cow is headed in our direction."

Friend: "Shit."

by myno January 22, 2013