Carpe

To throw up because of alcohol. From the Latin "carpe dium" meaning to seize the day. Whenever you carpe, you probably had a fun night (seized the day).

Man, I had way too much to drink tonight. I think I'm going to carpe.

Aww. She carped all over the hallway.

I carped last time I played Edward 40 Hands.

by kabooya March 7, 2010

cut a rug like I'm in a carpet store

When you are getting ready to dance like its nobodies buisness out in the club/bar.

Dude, I cant wait to get to Brew Bakers tonight! Imma cut a rug like I'm in a carpet store!

by Blasphemeth August 10, 2010

carpet

the thick, knotted mass of pubic hair just north of the vagina.

"I unbuttoned her pants and tried to run my hand down her panties, but it got caught in her carpet."

by Fatass February 13, 2003

Your curtains don't match your carpet

Simply Some one is trying to tell you that your hair colour does not match your pubes colour

ha ha hannah your curtains don't match your carpet

by -c-oNo-r- August 23, 2006

Carpe Noctem

Seize the night

Carpe Diem - seize the day
Carpe noctem - seize the night
Carpe Omnious - seize it all

by Emo cookie August 13, 2008

capenese

language of cap

that hoe be speaking capenese

by daddyemxvy November 2, 2019

Carpetbagger

A bringer of freedom, civilization, and AMERICA to the south and other retarded places in order to help with their growth. Hated by traitors and hicks they raise the standard of living in the south and have throughout its history expanded the rights of all men in the south and brought FREEDOM there.

A carpetbagger is the best thing a man can aspire to be, bringing freedom and civilization not from a distance but going directly to the lacking states putting his life at risk from the cuckfederates, and planthold in order to elevate them to the level of the superior north.

by TheS January 25, 2022