To talk or type a string of random,thoughts that seem unrelated because thoughts in-between left out.
"That woman is looking totally hot. Hey did you catch that new way to wax a car?"
"Hey dude what does she have to do with hot wax, you crankswirling again."
"Was just thinking I'd like to wax her body in the back of my car."
"Hey dude what does she have to do with hot wax, you crankswirling again."
"Was just thinking I'd like to wax her body in the back of my car."
by docwho2100 February 12, 2004
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by Milton December 16, 2004
Get the Crankinstine mug.Crotch dander. Crander comes in many levels which define its size. (level 1 being about the size of equal/splenda granules)
"Man when Luke got up from the table he left his crander ALL IN his seat!"
"Rebecca thinks she saw crander in her drink...sick!"
"Rebecca thinks she saw crander in her drink...sick!"
by clemsontgr4real April 1, 2007
Get the crander mug.Derives from the words cranium, meaning 'head', and anus, meaning 'ass'.
A possibly genetically inherited and chronic mental(/physical) disorder, in which one's head becomes so far up their ass, it leads to delusional thinking and insistence that they are always right, regardless of their friend's/family's input on their life decisions, when in fact a normally sane person or former case may interpret their actions/statements/beliefs (of their such actions) as, in fact, retarded.
A possibly genetically inherited and chronic mental(/physical) disorder, in which one's head becomes so far up their ass, it leads to delusional thinking and insistence that they are always right, regardless of their friend's/family's input on their life decisions, when in fact a normally sane person or former case may interpret their actions/statements/beliefs (of their such actions) as, in fact, retarded.
Man: "Yeah, she left me, took the kids, took up drinking and anorexia, saying I'm the reason she's depressed, turned bisexual, and is still seeing another woman, and she told me to leave, saying she doesn't want me 'to put a bad influence on her kids'"
Friend: "Wow thats a serious case of cranalanalitis"
Man: "Tell me about it..."
Friend: "Wow thats a serious case of cranalanalitis"
Man: "Tell me about it..."
by boardercrosser January 15, 2008
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by The Baked CheesePuff July 17, 2011
Get the Crank-N-Dank mug.The only youtuber who deliveres family friendly alternative content. He is a rat who lives on the scraps of memes that he shares with jessyee.
Person A: I love crankthatfrank so much
Person B: Why would you like that rat
Person A: Because he KNOWS how to bop his bussy
Person B: Yeah you're right, let's go watch some family friendly alternative content
Person B: Why would you like that rat
Person A: Because he KNOWS how to bop his bussy
Person B: Yeah you're right, let's go watch some family friendly alternative content
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